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What is a mute horse's favourite type of communication?
Morse
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I am going to buy a horse and name it "Mayo"
So that then I will actually enjoy Mayo neighs.
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Whats the worst name for a horse?
Elmer!
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Why don't horse stables have windows
Cause qho has ever heard of stable windows.
(this joke is from an old point & click spongebob game)
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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked,
"Why the long face?"
The horse responded, "I finally realize that my alcoholism is disrupting my life at home and driving my family apart."
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I knew it wouldn't go well when my sister told my dad that she wanted to be a horse, but I wasn't prepared for the way he went off on her.
... into the sunset.
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If Jack helps you on the horse
Are you going to help Jack off the horse?
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I went to a hotel on Friday, stayed for three nights, and came back on Friday.
My horse is named Friday.
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I went to pick up the bag of horse hair I had ordered
Shopkeeper: we are out of horse hair but I do have this nice bag of prevaricating goose feathers
Me: I ordered horse hair. I am *not* taking this lying down!
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How do you properly discount a jiraffe?
You get off your high horse.
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Why do boars who make horse sounds live near eachother?
Because they are neigh-boars.
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Proof-reading is vital - for example, you might accodentally type "I helped my uncle Jack off his horse."
When really, all you did was sit and watch.
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The Melbourne Cup horse race is on again this coming Tuesday.
I really hope the big goofy orange horse doesn't win.
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Why didn’t the horse go to the bar on singles night?
He was already in a stable relationship.
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So the Lone Ranger and Тоnто are being chased by the bad guys...
To see if they're being closed in on Тоnто puts his ear to the ground to listen for the sound of horse hooves.
"Kimosabe, no soldiers chasing us, buffalo come."
"How do you know that?"
"Ear sticky."
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A horse moved next door to me yesterday.
I heard that they make good neighbors.
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That has got to be the worst painting of a wagon I have ever seen
"It's a horse-drawn carriage", replied the artist.
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A horse walks into a church...
Priest says, 'Why the long face?'
Horse replies, 'Evolution'.
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