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Cowboy Talks to the Animals
TALKING ANIMALS?
Der Moslemflüsterer
Един срещнал на полето овчар с куче
Мужик приходит к председателю колхоза и говорит:
Un ventriloquo arriva in un paese e vede un contadino seduto con un cane
Ein Christ trifft einen Türken mit einem Hund
Un indien est en train de garder des chèvres. Un cow-boy se pointe et lui dit : - C'est ton chien ? - Lui être ! - Je peux lui parler un peu ? - Chien pas parler ! Bon
Een cowboy komt een dorpje binnen en ziet een indiaan aan de rand van zijn huis zitten. Cowboy: "Leuke hond heb je. Vind je het erg als ik met hem praat?" Indiaan: "Hond niet praten." Cowboy:...
Een buiksprekende
A traveling salesman goes to a farm house. The farmer goes
En bugtalende cowboy En bugtalende cowboy kommer ridende inde fra byen
Un paysan voit que ses bêtes ne sont pas dans leur assiette et décide de faire venir le vétérinaire : - Alors ? Quel est le problème ? - Je ne sais pas trop justement. - ? Il suffit de leur...
Un touriste se promène à la campagne et visite une ferme. Il demande au paysan de lui faire visiter. Ensemble
Un contadino è seduto sopra un pezzo di legno e arriva un signore vestito bene che gli chiede se può parlare con i suoi animali e il contadino gli dice di si anche se lui dice che non gli possono...
Englishman: "That your Dog"..??
Welshman: "Aye".
Englishman: "Mind if I Speak to him"..??
Welshman: "Dog don't Talk.”
Englishman: Hey Dog, how's it going"..??
Dog: "Doing All Right, Thanks".
Welshman: (Look of Shock).
Englishman: Is this your Owner"..?? (Pointing at the Welshman).
Dog: "Yep."
Englishman: How's He Treating You"..??
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."
Welshman: (Look of Total Disbelief).
Englishman: "Mind if I Talk to your Horse"..??
Welshman: "Horse Don't Talk”.
Englishman: "Hey Horse how's it Going"..??
Horse: "Cool, Thanks".
Welshman: (Extreme Look of Shock).
Englishman: "Is this your Owner"..?? (Pointing to the Welshman).
Horse: "Yep."
Englishman: "How's He Treating You"..??
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he Rides me, Brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice Stable to protect me from the Weather."
Welshman: (Now a Look of Total Amazement).
Englishman: "Mind if I Talk to your Sheep"..??
Welshman: "That Sheep's a вlооdy Liar”..
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Where can you find a mormon horse?
Salt Liск City.
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Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?
He wanted stable employment
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So this guy comes in a smokeshop
So this guy comes in a smokeshop.
No wait! A horse!
So this guy comes in a horse
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I ordered a horse from a rancher, but got a mule.
Seems he half-assed it...
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Another horse walks into a bar
The barman says "why the long face?"
And the horse replies "because my entire family were killed and served to customers in Subway.
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A Rabbi, a horse, and a leprechaun walk into a bar...
... And the bartender says,
"What do guys think this is, a joke?"
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I've been told to take 'hung like a horse' off my tinder profile
Apparently My Little Pony doesn't count
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The mailman asked the farmer if he had a horse that smoked sigars
Farmer replied no
‘Then your barn is on fire’
Edit: cigars obviously
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I frequently help my uncle Jack off his horse
He’s much to old to do it on his own
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What do you call a horse who takes all the groceries in at once?
A one trip pony
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If jack was on A horse
If jack was on a horse....
And he wanted to get off the horse...
Would you help jack off the horse....
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My doctor told me to stop eating pony meat
It was making me a little horse
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Do you want a stable friendship?
Get a horse.
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Clear and concise writing can mean the difference between "I helped my uncle jack off a horse"...
And "I spent my summer working on the family's husbandry ranch."
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Why did Sean Connery's Horse drown?
Because it was a Shehorse.
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Why did the pony order a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
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