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A Jewish Black kid walks up to his dad and asks if he is more Black than Jewish.
"Why son?" The dad asks.
"Because there is a kid at school selling his bike for $50 and I was wondering if I should talk him down to $30 or just steal it."

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Why don't Jewish girls study on their period?
Concentration Cramps

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How does a Jewish mother change a lightbulb?
"No, that's all right. I'll just sit here in the dark."

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Today I saw the most beautiful Jewish girl in my life
She Israeli preety.

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Do you guys have idea how hard it is to make a good Jewish joke?
Actually, Israeli easy.

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Whats the difference between a Muslim hippie and a Jewish hippie?
One's sтоnеd and one's baked.

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How did the jewish boy cure his ADD?
He was sent to a concentration camp

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Three Jewish women having lunch in a restaurant...
Waiter approaches and asks, "Is anything OK here?"

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No need to insult the Jewish
Hitler already roasted them

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What’s a Jewish comedian’s favorite type of seafood?
Fish schticks

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What’s a jewish guys favorite fairy tale?
Rumpleforeskin.

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What do Jewish people celebrateon Oct 31?
Challah-ween.

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Where does a jewish guy's boston girlfiend go if she wants him to eat her out?
The Poconos

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After further examination, it was determined Abe Lincoln had actually been shot in the temple
Who would have guessed he was Jewish?

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Do you know why Jewish people are never cops?
Because they don't deal with pigs.

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As a Jewish person, I wish I did live up to our stereotypes
But I’m poor and overspend

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Historians believe circumcision likely ensured the survival of the Jewish people.
Its been found Jewish women can't resist anything that's 10% off.

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I hate Jewish jokes. My grandfather died in the holocaust...
He got drunк and fell out of the guard tower.

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