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Yo momma's so fат she sees red lights as green...
... Doctors call this colour blindness, physicists call it gravitational blue-shift.
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My crush rejected me for being a math nerd
I was 2² to ask her out
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My nerd friend just got a Ph. D. on the history of palindromes.
He is now Dr. Awkward.
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How many geeks does it take to ruin a joke?
You mean nerd, not geek. And not joke, but riddle. Proceed.
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Nerd joke
A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks "any baggage to check?" The photon replies "No, I'm traveling light."
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A nerd walked into bar
He wasn't wearing his glasses
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If I had a dollar for everytime someone called me a boring nerd..
I'd have a mean daily income of $5.64 with a standard deviation of $1.25
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If Нiтlеr was a tech nerd he would've written a book called my comp
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Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Wchich one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Life is like a definite integral.
Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
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Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle?
A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR?
A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
A:
"First, YULE LOGon"!
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers?
A: They're great with figures.
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Q: Why accountants don't read novels?
A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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