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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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'"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde.
"No," said the brunette.
"Okay," said the blonde. "You start."
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What do a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
They both have a black box!
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Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign for the YMCA?
A: "Look, they spelled Macy's wrong!"
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How does a blonde try to кill a fish?
She drowns it!!
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Blondine vs Fisch Το ψάρι Въпрос: - Знаеш ли как блондинка убива риба? Comment une blonde tue un poisson ? - elle le noie. Comment un belge tue-t-il un poisson ? - Il le noie. Wie tötet eine Blondine einen Fisch? Sie ertränkt ihn! Kuinka blondi tappaa kalan? Hukuttamalla. Hvordan dræber blondiner fisk? – De drukner dem! A jak blondynka zabija rybę? - Topi ją. Hur dödar blondiner en fisk? Dränker den Comment fait une blonde pour tuer un poisson? Elle lui met la tête sous l'eau pour le noyer.
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A man phones his wife's doctor and says,
"My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor asks.
"No, you idiот!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
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- Docteur, Docteur, ne coupez pas si fort: c'est la troisième table d'opération que vous détruisez ce mois! - Docteur, je suis terriblement nerveux et stressé pendant les test de conduite au... Un homme, affolé, s'écrie au téléphone : - Docteur, docteur, ma femme est enceinte et a des contractions toutes les deux minutes ! - C'est son premier enfant ? - Non, non, c'est son mari. Чоловік дзвонить у швидку: — У моєї дружини перейми! Що робити? — Скажіть, це її перша дитина? — Ні, ідіот! Це її чоловік!
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Three guys sit in a bar complaining about their wives.
The first guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and she doesn't have a garage door."
The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she listens to an iPod and she doesn't have any earphones."
The third guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries a purse full of condoms and she doesn't even have a d**k."
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Седят си две мутри в кафенето и спорят: Un Anglais, un Irlandais et un Écossais sont dans un bar et chacun des gars se targue d'avoir l'épouse la plus stupide que la terre ait jamais porté. Ήταν μια μέρα δυο πατεράδες και τσακωνόντουσαν ποιανού το παιδί ήταν πιο χαζό. Λέει ο πρώτος:
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A man, during his night prays, asks God:
"Oh, Lord... Why you’ve made women so beautiful?"
God replies: "So you can love them, my child."
"Fine, but my Lord, why you’ve made them so sтuрid?"
"So that they can love you back, my child...!"
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Männer und Frauen Όμορφες γυναίκες Ήταν ο Αδάμ και συνομιλούσε με τον θεό: Pourquoi Dieu a créé les femmes belles et stupides : - Belles pour que les hommes puissent les aimer, et stupides pour qu'elles puissent aimer les hommes. Hvorfor er kvinder dumme og smukke? – Smukke så mændene vil forelske sig i dem. – Og dumme så de vil forelske sig i mændene
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Two Generals were preparing for battle.
The first General calls his aide and says "Bring me my red uniform!"
The other General asks why he would wear a red uniform.
The first General explains that if he gets wounded then his soldiers won't see the blood and lose their courage.
The other General thinks about this, then calls to his aide "Bring me my brown uniform!"
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Camouflage Clothing Ο καπετάνιος I greci durante la seconda guerra mondiale portavano la divisa rossa perché sono orgogliosi e non vogliono vedere il sangue quando vengono feriti. През Втората Световна Война гърците носили червени униформи, понеже били горди и не желаели да се вижда кръвта ако ги ранят. Un barco tenía un capitán muy valiente. Пътува пиратски кораб през океана и изведнъж насреща му - френски галеон. Юнгата пита капитана: L’ammiraglio vede una flotta nemica e dice al suo tirapiedi: Il y a longtemps vivait un officier de l'armée royale nommé Capitaine Bravado. C'était un homme, un vrai de vrai, qui ne montrait aucune peur lorsqu'il faisait face à ces ennemis. Hace mucho tiempo vivió un hombre de mar, el Capitán Bravo. Era muy valiente y jamás mostró temor ante un enemigo. Una vez, navegando los siete mares, el vigía vio que se acercaba un barco pirata, y la tripulación del barco se volvió loca de terror. El capitán Bravo gritó - Traigan mi camisa... A pirate was on his ship and his watchman comes to him and says, "1 enemy ship on the horizont." The captain says, "Bring me my red shirt, no men get injured or die." So the watchman comes to him and asks, "Why did you want your red shirt?" The captain says, "Because if i get injured they won't... Los piratas de los siete mares: Este era un barco pirata, de pronto, aparece una fragata inglesa. El segundo de abordo grita: ¡Capitán, capitán una fragata inglesa a babor! Entonces el capitán gira instrucciones: ¡Bajen las velas, coloquen la bandera pirata, todos a los cañones, sables en mano y... Günün birinde acik denizlerde yol alirken, gözcü seslenmis diregin tepesinden, "heyyoooo, uzakta bir korsan gemisi göründüüüüü... " Bunun üzerine tüm mürettebat dehset icinde saga sola kosusturmaya baslamis. Kaptan Bravo sakin bir sesle yardimcisina seslenmis, "bana kirmizi gömlegimi getirin."... Napoleón Bonaparte durante sus batallas siempre usaba una camisa de color rojo. Para él era importante, porque si era herido, con su camisa roja no se notaría su sangre y sus soldados no dejarían de luchar. Toda una prueba de valor. Doscientos años mas tarde, Mariano Rajoy utiliza siempre un... General Mongomery var en smart taktiker. Han var tex alltid klädd i rött, detta för att hans män inte skulle se om han blev sårad. å andra sidan hade Hitler alltid bruna byxor... – Kapten, kapten! Vi har siktat ett fientligt skepp! – Bra, hämta en flaska sprit och min röda skjorta! Senare: – Kapten, kapten! Vi har siktat två fientliga skepp! – Bra, hämta två flaskor sprit... Плава си един пиратски кораб през океана и изведнъж отсреща се задава боен кораб. Юнгата тича при капитана: - Капитане, какво ще правим? - Донеси ми червената риза, ще се води битка. Облякъл си... Há muito tempo, quando os galeões singravam os mares, um capitão e sua tripulação estavam para serem atacados por um navio pirata. Quando a tripulação ameaçou entrar em pânico, o Capitão ordenou ao... Secolo XVII. Il capitano di una nave riceve cattive notizie: 'Capitano, una nave pirata si sta avvicinando!'. E il capitano: 'Non preoccupatevi, siate forti, li possiamo battere! Portatemi la... Rok 1497. Płynie sobie statek piracki straszliwego kapitana Rudobrodego. Nagle na horyzoncie pojawia się statek towarowy. Majtek z bocianiego gniazda woła: - Kapitanie statek towarowy na... osmanlı zamanında, bizans donanması ile osmanlı donanması savaşacaklar. bizans 10 gemilik muhteşem bir donanma hazırlar ve denize açılır. donanmanın başında andropolos vardır. andropolos en öndeki... Το πλοίο βρίσκεται στη μέση της Μεσογείου, όταν ακούγεται δυνατή η φωνή του παρατηρητή από ψηλά στο κατάρτι: "Πειρατικό δεξιά μας". "Γρήγορα φέρτε μου Το κόκκινό μου πουκάμισο", φωνάζει ο... Perämies tuli Kapteenin puheille ja ilmoitti: - Kapteeni, näkyvissä on vihollisalus. Kuinka toimimme? - Tuokaa pullo viinaa ja punainen paitani, vastasi Kapteeni. Taistelu voitettiin. Myöhemmin... A kalózok megtámadnak egy hajót. A kapitány szól a hajósinasnak: - Hozd ide a piros ingem! A piros ingében végig az élen harcol, visszaverik a kalózokat. Legközelebb két hajónyi ellenséges kalóz... Osmanlı donanmasıyla Venedik donanması arasında savaş çıkmış. Venedik donanmasının komutanı Andrea Doria imiş. Gözcü Osmanlı donanmasının yaklaştığını fark edince hemen Andrea Doria'ya haber... Pe cand era Stefan cel Mare tanar, intra turcii in tara. Vine sfetnicul si il anunta: - Maria Ta, au intrat turcii. - Cati sunt? - 20.000. - Ii razbim, nu-i o probema. Adu-mi camasa rosie, sa nu... Napoleon odpočíval ve svém stanu, když tu náhle vrazil dovnitř sluha a volá: „Pane, Angličani! Přicházejí! Je jich milion!” „Dobře, Jeane, přineste mi moji červenou košili.” Pak Napoleon odešel a... En spansk kaptein spaserte på skipet sitt da en soldat kom løpende og sa: - ”Et fiendtlig skip nærmer seg oss!” Kapteinen svarte rolig: - ”Hent den røde skjorten min.” Soldaten hentet skjorten.... Ein Piratenschiff. Am Bug steht der Piratenkapitän mit seinem Fernglas in der Hand und sucht den Horizont ab. Schliesslich entdeckt er ein englisches Handelsschiff. Er befiehlt einen Kurswechsel,...
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Two students talk:
"What are you reading?"
"Quantum physics theory book."
"But why are you reading it upside-down?"
"It makes no difference anyway."
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- По какво четеш? — Что читаешь? Divi studenti pirms eksāmena sēž gaitenī un gaida savu ekzekūciju. - Ko lasi? - Kvantu fiziku. - Kāpēc grāmata ar kājām gaisā? - Kāda gan tam atšķirība...
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An ugly, fат, bad woman with two kids enters Wal Mart, shouting angry at the kids with no reason.
The man at the reception says cheerfully to her: "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Cute kids! Are they twins?"
The horrible woman stopped shouting, just enough to say, "Неll, they’ re not twins… The older is 9 and the other is 7! Are you blind or just sтuрid?"
"No madam... I’m neither blind nor sтuрid... I just can’t get that there’s a man out there who had sеx with you twice."
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Близнаци Sind das Zwillinge? Близнаци во возот Ein äusserst hässliches Weibsstück kommt mit seinen zwei Kindern in ein Geschäft. Пътува някакъв пич във влака и на някаква гара в купето му влиза семейство – мъж, много грозна жена, пубер на 15 и дете на 6 години. Пътуват си те и по едно време нашия човек пита мъжа: Uma mulher mal-encarada, antipática e muito, muito feia entra nas Lojas Calombo com duas crianças. O gerente da loja, querendo ser gentil, pergunta-lhe: — São gêmeos? A mulher, fazendo uma careta, que faz com que fique ainda mais feia, diz: — Não, paspalho! O mais velho tem 9 e o mais novo tem 7... Ruma, häiritsevä ja huutava nainen oli kaupassa kahden lapsensa kanssa. Hän huutaa lapsillensa ja häiritsee kaikkia kaupassa olijoita kirkuvalla äänellään. Kauppias menee naisen luokse ja yrittää... Una donna davvero brutta ed antipatica, con un'espressione sgradevole ed odiosa, entra in un grande magazzino con i suoi due figli, imprecando contro di loro per ogni minima cosa. La commessa...
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A marine general, an army general, and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men.
The army general says, "Alright, I'll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get over here!"
The private reports as ordered, "Yes sir?"
The general says, "See that man over there? Кill him!"
Without hesitating, the private kills the man.
The general says, "See? That man has ваlls!"
The marine general says, "That's nothing. Private, get over here!"
The marine private reports, "Yes, sir?".
The marine general says, "See that man over there? Кill him and then кill yourself."
Without blinking, the marine private pulls out his M-16 and blows away the guy, then turns the rifle on himself and unloads several rounds.
The marine general says, "See? Now that man has ваlls!"
The admiral says, "That's nothing."
He calls to a sеамаn high up on a tower, "Hey, sеамаn, jump off that tower!"
The sеамаn answers, "Excuse me, sir?"
The admiral repeats, "JUMP OFF THAT TOWER!"
The sеамаn replies, "Fuск you, sir!"
The admiral says, "See? That man has ваlls and he's got brains too!"
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Yo Momma so sтuрid, she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
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Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator.
I'm taking this shiт to a whole new level.
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There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says:
"Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of wееd. I cannot believe she smokes wееd."
They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her.
Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a соndом in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a реnis"
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One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny. The blonde giggled and replied, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!
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Yo momma's so sтuрid, she asked me what jeans I wear. I said, "Guess" and she said, "Wrangler?"
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Yo momma's so sтuрid, she ordered a cheeseburger from McDonald's and said, "Hold the cheese. "
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Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
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"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
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