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Why do a lot of old people move to Florida?
Because they hate liberal snowflakes.

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Do old people wear boxers or briefs?
Depends.

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Can we start a national walkout for old people who try to pay for things with the exact amount of coins?
I've been waiting for change for too long.

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What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?
I don't remember.

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How do old people stay in ouch with their deceased friends?
Through social mediums.
(Read this on Facebook. Take no credit, but I don't remember who said it.)

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Why can't old people print?
They can't Ctrl P

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?
A stand up driver.

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What technology are old people better at using than young people?
Life support.

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Did you hear about the Mexican man who went to the old people home to visit his grandpa?
See senior.

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I just got a job as a senior director in a nursing home.
I tell old people where to go.

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I was begging God to give me a hot body.
Great. Now I’m enjoying the hot flashes of menopause.

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