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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
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What does a blonde have in common with a noodle? A: They both wiggle when you eat them.
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What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? Double-dumb. Submitted by CalamjoEdited by Curtis
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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg?
Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
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"Diск Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78 year old lawyer. In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity is now at 92 percent." -- Jay Leno
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A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was saying to his lawyer, "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined."
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A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.
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Why can't blondes be pharmacists? A: They can't figure out how to fit the perscription bottle in the typewriter.
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The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, "What the heck," and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
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My risqué Ph. D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage', was received with in crud duality.
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Blondes in a Lightning Storm
Smile If You're Blonde
Los gallegos y los relámpagos
Warum mögen Blondinen Gewitter
Ξανθιές
Φωτογραφία.
Защо блондинките се усмихват като има буря?
Въпрос:
Was macht eine Blondine wenn es blitzt? Sie steigt auf’s Dach und macht Posen weil sie denkt
Perché durante i temporali i carabinieri sorridono?
Warum gehen Burgenländer auf das Dach wenn es blitzt? Damit sie auch aufs Photo kommen!
Pourquoi les blondes sourient toujours lors d'un orage électrique? Elles pensent que quelqu'un les prend en photo.
Idą dwie blondynki przez burzę. Pierwsza pyta się drugiej: - Co robisz? - Uśmiecham się. - A po co? - By dobrze wypaść na zdjęciu.
Vet ni varför norrmän tittar upp i himlen när det åskar? - För att de tror att de blir fotograferade.
Pourquoi les blondes se mettent tout le temps devant la fenêtre lors d'un orage ? Parce qu'elles veulent être sur la photo.
¿Por qué las rubias sonrien cuando cae un rayo? Porque se creen que les están sacando una fotografía.
- Vet du hvorfor svenskene ser opp på himmelen og smiler når det lyner? - Nei. - De tror de blir fotograferte.
Hvorfor tager århusianerne deres pæne tøj på i tordenvejr? – De tror de skal have taget billeder
- Hvorfor tager århusianerne pænt tøj på
Immer wenn es blitzt und donnert stehen die Ostfriesen auf ihrem Balkon und schauen freundlich in den Himmel. Warum? Weil sie meinen der Liebe Gott fotografiere sie.
Hvorfor smiler blondinene når det lyner og tordner? - De tror det blir tatt bilder av dem..
Vraag: Waarom gaat een belg voor het raam staan als het onweert ? Antwoord: Hij denkt dat er een foto wordt gemaakt !
Varför gillar blondiner blixtoväder? Dom tror någon försöker ta kort på dom
Dlaczego blondynka uśmiecha się
Kodėl blondinė stovi prie lango kai žaibuoja? - Todėl
Zinot del ko blondines sipsosi ir stovi prie lango kaip zaibuoja? Jos galvoja kad jas fotografuoja
Why did the blonde keep stopping then smile during a lightning storm? A: She thought she was getting her picture taken.
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A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers. She walks up to the pharmacist and asks "How much for a box of rubbers?"
"They're $1 for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax."
"Oh," said the blonde, "I wondered how they kept them on."
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How did the blonde break her nose?
Her boyfriend put a $100 bill under a glass table.
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Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the first lawyer declared them to be deer tracks. The second lawyer disagreed, insisting they must be elk tracks.
They were still arguing when the train hit them.
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How do you change a blonde's mind? Вlоw in her ear.
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Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? Because they both drip when they're fuскеd!
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Only when you are exposed to cannon fire, will you be one with the holey fodder.
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"Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?"
"No idea, they just ransomware!"
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