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Are bulimics all bile lingual?
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I woke up the other morning and there was a new fridge in my kitchen. It was like Amana from heaven.
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Smoking will кill you.
Bacon will кill you.
But smoking bacon will cure it!
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How to catch a kangaroo? Hire a boundy hunter.
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During Chanakuh do they deck the challahs?
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Next season, Walter White becomes a baseball slugger, in Breaking Bat.
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Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
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Πως μπορείς να βυθίσεις ένα ποντιακό υποβρύχιο;
Το υποβρύχιο
How do you sink a submarine full of blonds?
Как да потопим подводница
Капитан на боен кораб подозира
In the war
Как се потапя подводница? - Почукайте
Wie versenkt man ein ostfriesisches U-Boot? – Einfach anklopfen! Irgendeiner wird schon aufmachen.
Comment fait-on pour couler un sous-marin belge? On tape au hublot
Wie versenkt der böse Mensch ein ostfriesisches U-Boot? - Er taucht unter
Hur sänker man en norsk u-båt? - Knackar på och de öppnar
Hur sänker man en finsk ubåt? Man simmar ner och knackar på
Hur sänker man en norsk ubåt ? Simmar ner och knackar på!
Hur sänker man en Norsk ubåt en andra gång? Man dyker ner och knackar på. Då öppnar norrmännen och säger
- Hur sänker man en norsk ubåt? - Man simmar ner och knackar på. - Hur sänker man den en gång till? - Man simmar ner och knackar på. Norrmännen öppnar och säger: - Nejdu
Q: How do you drown a blonde in a submarine? A: Knock on the door.
¿Cuántos atlantes se necesitan para hundir un submarino? Dos
- Vet du hur man sänker en norsk ubåt? - Nej. - Man dyker ner
- Vet du hur man sänker en norsk U-båt ? - Nej! - Man simmar ner dit å knackar på
Instrukcja jak utopić blondynkę: - Zapukaj do łodzi podwodnej - ona na pewno otworzy.
Wie versenkt man ein Schweizer U-Boot? Man klopft an und sagt:„Heut ist Tag der offenen Tür.“
Ved du hvordan men synker en århusiansk ubåd? - Du svømmer ned og banker på lugen.
Jak zatopić łódź podwodną pełną blondynek? - Zapukać do drzwi.
- Hogyan lehet elsüllyeszteni egy szőke nőkkel teli tengeralattjárót? - Be kell kopogni!
Hvordan sænker man en norsk ubåd? Hvordan sænker man en norsk ubåd? - Man svømmer ned og banker på døren.
Cum poţi scufunda un submarin plin cu blonde? Baţi la uşă!
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door.
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Visite im Altersheim.
A young
En äldre dam blev intervjuad på ålderdomshemmet. - Säg mig fru Olsson
A Doctor while examining an old retired Army vet:
"when was the last time you had sеx?"
Вith a long pause the vet replies.
"1955 i believe"
Doctor: "Whoa! Its been a long while then ?"
Vet: Its only 20:15 right now?
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Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat. The government hates competition.
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Преди да се срещнат с Чък Норис
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas. "
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What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
- Anna one, Anna two...
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Чък Норис хвърлил граната и убил 50 човека... малко по-късно гранатата гръмнала...
Веднъж Чък Норис решил да хвърли граната... разхвърчали се крака
chuck noris once threw a gernade and killed 30 people...
Un jour
Chuck Norris kastade iväg en handgranat och dödade 50 personer
Chuck Norris wirft eine Granate. 200 Menschen sterben. Dann explodiert die Granate.
Einmal warf Chuck Norris eine Granate und tötete damit 20 Menschen. Dann explodierte die Granate.
Chuck Norris heitti käsigranaatin
Chuck Norris tappoi kerran 50 ihmistä kranaatilla. Sitten se räjähti.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Vad säger en blondin efter multipla orgasmer? Bra jobbat grabbar
What does a Blonde say after multiple оrgаsмs?
Way to go team!
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OK MONDAY LET'S DO THIS!
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"Don't swallow these pills," the doctor said, handing the overweight patient a bottle of pills. "Instead, spill them on the floor three times a day and pick them up one by one."
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Boss:
"Working hard here, Jimmy?"
Jimmy:
"Ever since I heard you coming down the stairs, boss!"
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