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Do pro-choice advocates worry about nuclear proliferation?

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To win at intramural prison softball your team needs to jail at the right time.

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Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent hеrреs... .. Must be a rubber tree...

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Do airport workers have to take hangar management courses?

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Are bulimics all bile lingual?

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I woke up the other morning and there was a new fridge in my kitchen. It was like Amana from heaven.

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Smoking will кill you.
Bacon will кill you.
But smoking bacon will cure it!

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What do you call an eternity?
Four blondes at a four-way stop.

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How to catch a kangaroo? Hire a boundy hunter.

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During Chanakuh do they deck the challahs?

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Next season, Walter White becomes a baseball slugger, in Breaking Bat.

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Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.

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A Doctor while examining an old retired Army vet:
"when was the last time you had sеx?"
Вith a long pause the vet replies.
"1955 i believe"
Doctor: "Whoa! Its been a long while then ?"
Vet: Its only 20:15 right now?

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Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat. The government hates competition.

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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas. "

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What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
- Anna one, Anna two...

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I had a communist lover. She left Marx all over my body. They're only visible from certain Engels.

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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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