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Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a box?
A: A case of empties!

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Why did the blonde have empty вееr cans in her fridge?
For people who don't drink.

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- Mom! I’m a 3d printer!
- Oh come on, Tommy, close the door when you роор.

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A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."

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'My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.''

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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

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Q: How does a blonde part her hair?
A: By doing the splits.

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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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A man with a bag of Lays potato сhiрs taunted Chuck Norris:
"Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris ate the сhiрs, the bag, and the man.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck Norris is going to кill you.

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How do white fairytales start? "Once upon a time,"
How do black fairytales start? "N*** you ain't gonna believe this!"

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Why did the Police Officer put a вrа on the road?
To put a воовy trap.

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Harlem does the Chuck Norris shake.

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Chuck Norris wrote all the Choose Your Own Adventure books under pen names to hide the fact that they are autobiographical.

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Two programmers walked along the street. They saw a beautiful blonde not far away and one of them said,
"Too bad that girls has no standard interface."
"They have," replied the other programmer, "but there is no standard way to get to it."

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There were nine blondes and a brunette hanging of a rope 100 stories high. They had decided that one of them had to get off. They argued and argued and finally the brunette said "I'll go." The brunette made a touching speech and all the blondes clapped.

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