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Did you hear about the Hindu yogi who was having a filling put in a tooth? When the dentist asked him if he wanted novocaine, the yogi said,
"No. I can transcend dental medication."

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What do you call two blondes driving a convertible with the top down?
Dual Airbags!

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What does a blonde think an innuendo is? An Italian suppository.

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What did the blonde do when her tooth fell out?
She tried to glue it back on with toothpaste.

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Why do Blondes like tilt steering? Because theres more head room.

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Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a box?
A: A case of empties!

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Why did the blonde have empty вееr cans in her fridge?
For people who don't drink.

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- Mom! I’m a 3d printer!
- Oh come on, Tommy, close the door when you роор.

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."

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'My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.''

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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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A man with a bag of Lays potato сhiрs taunted Chuck Norris:
"Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris ate the сhiрs, the bag, and the man.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck Norris is going to кill you.

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Hes like, Hey, man, where are you from? So I told him, Im from Queens, New York. And then hes like, No, I mean where are you really from? Which, for those of you who dont know, thats code for, No, I mean, why arent you white?

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