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A lot of people are wearing t-shirts with pictures of people that inspire them to do stuff. I wear a picture of my son cause no one inspires me to work harder than my son. Its also a constant reminder to wear a соndом.
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Patient: Doctor I think I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this water.
Patient: Will this make me feel better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see leaks and know where the vampire bit you.
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What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?
She sticks it in the microwave.
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Blonde Rides Shotgun
The Blonde and the Blinker
Δυο ξανθιές στο αμάξι
Скъпа
Какво отговоря блондинка като я попиташ дали мигачът мига?
Две блондинки се возят в кола.
Един борец казал на друг:
Што одговара плавуша кога ја прашуваат дали работи жмигавецот на колата:
Zwei Österreicher überprüfen ihr Auto:
- Vet du vad norrmännen säger om blinkersen i bilen? - Fungerer
C'est deux belges qui sont dans une voiture et le préparent pour partir en vacances. Le conducteur dis au passager - Va voir si le clignotant marche bien s'il te plaît. - Ouais
Carabinieri in auto: "Appuntato guarda se la freccia funziona". "Ora si'
Det var en norrman
A man got in a taxi cab to be driven to work. They were about to turn a corner
A husband is driving with her blonde wife
Kevin
Un tipo le dice a la mujer rubia: - Andrea
What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Det var en Svensk turist som var ute och åkte bil i Norge. Han svängde in på en verkstad för att kolla så att alla lampor på bilen fungerade. - Kan jag få hjälp med en sak? Frågade svensken. -...
Det var två norr män som skulle åka bil. Då sa den som skulle köra till den andra: - Kan du gå ur och kolla så blinkersen funkar? - Okej
P: O que uma loira te responde quando você pergunta se o pisca-pisca está funcionando? — Está; não está; Está. Não está...
Ein Mann bittet eine Blondine sich hinter sein Auto zu stellen
A guy asked a blonde if his blinkers were working and she replied On
Two blondes are driving down the road
A guy driving his car asks his blonde girlfriend to stick her head out of the window and check to see if the blinkers are working
This guy picked up a dumb hitchhiker
Quando uma pessoa pergunta para uma loira se o pisca-pisca do carro está funcionado o que ela diz? R.. tá
A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.
She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
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As the lawyer woke up after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn?"
The doctor answered, "There's a big fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."
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Sotia isi intreaba sotul: - Dragule
A wife asked her husband:
"What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sеxy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
"I like your sense of humor."
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My boyfriend and I broke up.
He wanted to get married... I didn't want him to.
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Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.
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“What is my favorite kind of pie on Thanksgiving? Pun kin, of course!”
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A guy shows up late for work.
The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!"
he replies:
"Why? What happened at 8:30?"
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence?
She wasn't used to the front seat!
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Social climbers are trying to reach higher into the statusphere.
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There were two brunettes in the front of a truck, and three blondes in the back. They rolled off a cliff into the ocean. The brunettes survived, but the blondes died. Why? They couldn't get the tailgate open.
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One salesgirl in a candy store always had customers lined up waiting while other girls stood around idle.
The store owner asked for her secret.
"It's easy," she said. "The others scoop up more than a pound and then start taking away. I scoop up less, then add to it."
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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The grass farmer was criminally charged after using a sоd-off shotgun to settle a lawn-standing turf war – he wanted mow money. After his arrest he was denied bale.
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Passenger: What good is your timetable, the trains are never on time!
Conductor: And how would you know they were late if it wasn’t for the timetable?
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