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What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed?A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied - a redhead let's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.
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Doctor:
"I accidentally left my gloves inside your stomach during your operation. We have to operate on you again."
Patient:
"Are you kidding me?!?! Tell you what Doc, take this $10 bill and buy a new pair!"
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What did the cashew say to the peanuts at church?
"Can I get an ALMOND?!"
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In school, Chuck Norris put "violence" down for every answer on math tests and always got 100% because he solves all problems with violence.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in history to receive a Platinum Medal in the Olympics.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why the chicken crossed the road.
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I went to the doctor to see if he can help me to stop smoking .
He suggested that every time I felt like smoking I should reach for a chocolate bar.
It didn't work, because no matter how hard I tried I couldn't get the chocolate bar to light.
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Lawyers Off Bridge...
What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river? Pollution. What do you call all the lawyers thrown off a bridge? Solution.
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Биг Бен
Big-Ben
Hvorfor findes der ikke længere blondiner i London? - De fandt ud af
De ce a venit o blonda dezamagita din Anglia?A aflat ca BIG BEN este un ceas
Kun blondi pääsi Englantiin
Waarom komt een Domblondje teleurgesteld uit Engeland? Ze is er achter gekomen dat de BigBen een KLOK is.
Hvorfor blev blondinen skuffet... Hvorfor blev blondinen skuffet da hun kom til London? Hun fandt ud af
Warum sind Blondinen mit ihrer Reise nach London unzufrieden? Sie haben herausgefunden
Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
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A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said
A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
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Blondine beim Milch trinken gestorben
In Berlin sind neulich vier Polizisten beim Milchtrinken ums Leben gekommen!
Comment une blonde est morte en buvant du lait? La vache lui est tombée dessus!
Un Belge est mort en buvant du lait! - Ah bon! le lait était empoisonné? - Non
Onlangs is een dom blondje gestorven toen ze melk aan het drinken was... Het tragische ongeval gebeurde toen de koe ging zitten.
Vet du varför dansken dog när han skulle dricka mjölk? – För att kon satte sig på honom!
Com’e’ che spesso muoiono le bionde mentre bevono latte? Cade loro addosso la mucca!
Heb je het laatste nieuws al gehoord? Er is een Belg gestorven tijdens het drinken van melk! De koe ging zitten...
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who died while drinking milk?
A: The соw fell on her.
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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Q: What kind of candy do Indians give out on Halloween?
A: Dots.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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My dad discovered the Internet. Uh, just because someone raised you, does not mean that you have to add them on Facebook.
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Чък Норис има меча кожа пред камината.
Chuck Norris hat einen Grizzlybären-Vorleger in seinem Schlafzimmer. Der Bär ist nicht tot
Chuck Norris har en grizzlybjörnmatta hemma. Den är dock inte död utan vågar inte röra sig.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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