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Social climbers are trying to reach higher into the statusphere.
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There were two brunettes in the front of a truck, and three blondes in the back. They rolled off a cliff into the ocean. The brunettes survived, but the blondes died. Why? They couldn't get the tailgate open.
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One salesgirl in a candy store always had customers lined up waiting while other girls stood around idle.
The store owner asked for her secret.
"It's easy," she said. "The others scoop up more than a pound and then start taking away. I scoop up less, then add to it."
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The grass farmer was criminally charged after using a sоd-off shotgun to settle a lawn-standing turf war – he wanted mow money. After his arrest he was denied bale.
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Passenger: What good is your timetable, the trains are never on time!
Conductor: And how would you know they were late if it wasn’t for the timetable?
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What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed?A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied - a redhead let's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.
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Doctor:
"I accidentally left my gloves inside your stomach during your operation. We have to operate on you again."
Patient:
"Are you kidding me?!?! Tell you what Doc, take this $10 bill and buy a new pair!"
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What did the cashew say to the peanuts at church?
"Can I get an ALMOND?!"
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Them:
"Why do you always carry a knife?"
Me:
"The last time I tried to open a bag of сhiрs with a 9mm, things didn’t go so well."
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In school, Chuck Norris put "violence" down for every answer on math tests and always got 100% because he solves all problems with violence.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in history to receive a Platinum Medal in the Olympics.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why the chicken crossed the road.
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Lawyers Off Bridge...
What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river? Pollution. What do you call all the lawyers thrown off a bridge? Solution.
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Биг Бен
Big-Ben
Hvorfor findes der ikke længere blondiner i London? - De fandt ud af
De ce a venit o blonda dezamagita din Anglia?A aflat ca BIG BEN este un ceas
Kun blondi pääsi Englantiin
Waarom komt een Domblondje teleurgesteld uit Engeland? Ze is er achter gekomen dat de BigBen een KLOK is.
Hvorfor blev blondinen skuffet... Hvorfor blev blondinen skuffet da hun kom til London? Hun fandt ud af
Warum sind Blondinen mit ihrer Reise nach London unzufrieden? Sie haben herausgefunden
Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
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A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said
A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
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Blondine beim Milch trinken gestorben
In Berlin sind neulich vier Polizisten beim Milchtrinken ums Leben gekommen!
Comment une blonde est morte en buvant du lait? La vache lui est tombée dessus!
Un Belge est mort en buvant du lait! - Ah bon! le lait était empoisonné? - Non
Onlangs is een dom blondje gestorven toen ze melk aan het drinken was... Het tragische ongeval gebeurde toen de koe ging zitten.
Vet du varför dansken dog när han skulle dricka mjölk? – För att kon satte sig på honom!
Com’e’ che spesso muoiono le bionde mentre bevono latte? Cade loro addosso la mucca!
Heb je het laatste nieuws al gehoord? Er is een Belg gestorven tijdens het drinken van melk! De koe ging zitten...
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who died while drinking milk?
A: The соw fell on her.
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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
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Цицање
Плавуша и комарец
Η Ξανθιά και το κουνούπι
Каква е разликата между комара и блондинката?
Quelle est la différence entre les moustiques et les femmes ?Les moustiques
Connaissez-vous la différence entre un moustique et une blonde?
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einer Blondine und einem Blutegel? Wenn man dem Blutegel auf den Kopf haut
Која е разликата помеѓу плавуша и комарец? Комарецот откако ке го удриш престанува да цица!
Vous savez quelle est la différence entre une blonde et un moustique ? Et bien le moustique arrête de sucer quand on lui tape sur le front.
Vad är det för skillnad på en mygga och en blondin? Blondinen får suga färdigt.
Quel est la différence entre un moustique et une prostituée ? Quand tu tapes le moustique il arrête de te sucer
Hvad er forskellen på en myg og en blondine? – Myggen stopper med at suge når man klapper den.
Hvad er forskellen på en blondine og en myg? Hvad er forskellen på en blondine og en myg? - En myg holder selv op med suge
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
Hvad er forskellen på en myg og en kvinde? Kvinden får lov til at sutte færdig
Wat is het verschil tussen een dom blondje en een mug? Een mug houdt op met zuigen als je hem slaat en een dom blondje niet?
Hva er forskjellen på ei blondine og en mygg? - Blondinen fortsetter å suge dersom du klapser til henne..
Mitä eroa on sääskellä ja blondilla? - Sääski lakkaa imemästä jos sitä lyö.
- Vad är det för skillnad på en rysk ubåt och en blondin? - Väldigt få har varit inne i en rysk ubåt.
- Vet du vad det är för skillnad mellan en mygga och en blondin ? - Man sl�r myggan innan den har sugit f�rdigt
- Vad är det för skillnad på en kvinna och en mygga? - Myggan låter man inte suga klart.
Kuo skiriasi blondinė nuo uodo? Tuo
Sapete quale è la differenza tra una zanzara e una donna? che la zanzara rompe solo d'estate la donna tutto l'anno.
What's a difference between a blond and a mosquito?
Once you smack a mosquito it stops sucking
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