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Phoenix is so dry because it's in an arid zone-a.

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Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sеxuаl?

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At a local gun show two guys were bragging about their wife's abilities.
"My wife's a fine shot. She can hit a dollar every time."
"That's nothing. My wife goes through my trousers and never misses a dime."

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If you sketched of all my worst qualities, it would make quite a poor trait.

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I went on a hard core drinking and smoking binge, and it lasted right about nine months. And then, as soon as I was born, I was like, Whew! Do not go in there.

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Somebody punctuated me in the face, and I ended up in a comma.

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If your name is on the building, you’re rich...
If your name is on your desk, you’re middle-class...
If your name is on your shirt, you’re neither of the first two!

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“If you do anything that puts your doctor's health at jeopardy, the Dr. Seuss you.”

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Having a gun, lets face it guys, is a lot like having a реnis, I think. You got to keep it concealed. And if you wave it in a womans face, chances are shell call the cops.

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The priest left for dead in the church fire was said to have parished.

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A man who wins a poker tournament has yet to reach the pinochle of achievement.

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I wanted to be an оrgаn donor, but the doctors never de-livered.

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The jolly fат man spoke with great jelloquence.

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Rainbows are what happens when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Richard Simmons.

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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Кill.

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How can you tell when a blonde been by your computer? A: There is cheese by the mouse.

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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"

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