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"Don't give up on your dreams."
"Really? You mean it?"
"Yeah, just keep sleeping."
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Q: Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?
A: He saw the phone bill.
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Q: Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
A: She was trying to make up her mind.
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Home is where the wifi connects automatically.
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Blonde & Brunette on a Cliff
Vom Hochhaus fallen
Блондинка и брюнетка ще скачат от Айфеловата кула.
A blonde and a brunette fell off a building
Om en blondin och en brunett hoppade samtidigt från en skyskrapa
Det var en blondine og en brunette som falt ned fra en skyskraper
Blondi ja terroristi hyppäsivät yhtä aikaa katolta. Kumpi osui ensimmäisenä maahan? Terroristi
Brunette ja blondi hyppäsivät tornista alas. Kumpi oli ensin alhaalla? – Brunette
Una bionda e una bruna si buttano dal 25° piano di un palazzo. Quale delle due arrivera’ per prima al suolo? La bruna! Perche’ la bionda si perde per strada!
En brunette og en blondine hopper ut fra et fly. Hvem lander først
- Perche’ la bionda ha smesso di prendere la pillola ? Perche’ continuava a cadere di fuori. - Perche’ alla bionda faceva male l’ombelico? Perche’ anche il suo ragazzo era biondo. - Se una bionda...
En blondine og en brunette springer samtidig ud fra et højhus. Hvem rammer først jorden? - Brunetten. Blondinen bliver nød til at spørge om vej!
O blonda si o bruneta cad de pe Intercontinental. Care ajunge prima jos? Raspuns:bruneta
Blondi ja brunetti hyppäsivät katolta. Kumpi osui ensimmäisenä maahan? - Brunetti
Blondi ja kukkaruukku putoavat kerrostalon katolta. Kumpi on maassa ensin? - Kukkaruukku. Blondi pysähtyy kysymään tietä.
O blonda si o bruneta sunt aruncate din avion. Cine ajunge prima jos?Bruneta
Blondýna a bruneta skočí z mrakodrapu. Obě zároveň a bez padáku. Kdo dopadne dřív? Bruneta
Jeśli blondynka i brunetka wypadną razem z okna wieżowca
Een domblondje en een negertje springen van een gebouw. Wie is het eerst beneden ? Het negertje want het domblondje vroeg onderweg de weg.
P: Uma loira e uma morena tentam suicídio
A blonde
Boy1: A blonde and brunette are on the top of a building. Who falls off first? Boy2: The blonde? Boy1: No
Ερώτηση: Εάν μια μελαχρινή και μια ξανθιά πέσουν από ένα κτήριο ποια θα φτάσει πρώτη κάτω? Απάντηση: Η μελαχρινή – η ξανθιά θα σταματήσει στο δρόμο για οδηγίες
Me: If a blonde girl and brunette girl jumped off a cliff at the same time, who would hit the ground first?
Friend: I don't know, who?
Me: The brunnete, the blonde had to ask for directions.
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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little hoarse.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Boy: you're really pretty
Girl:thanks
Boy:I wish there was something between us
Girl:I do too
Boy:really?! Like what?
Girl: a wall!
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How do you get a blonde off of her knees?
Cum.
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When Chuck Norris watches a рот, it boils immediately.
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Chuck Norris once leaned against a tower in Pisa, Italy.
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I said, Thats the wrong drink. And he said, Sorry, dude, Im tired. And I was like, Have a frickin coffee, man. Thats why Im here.
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The blonde complained to her friend, "I have a man I never could trust. Why, he cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his!"
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Q. How do you teach a blonde math?
A. Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, and square root her.
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A blonde goes to a football game. The quarterback starts running with the ball and she chases him yelling "I want my quarter back!"
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The authorities in America conducted a survey to ascertain why they did not receive many emergency calls from blondes. After exhasted studies the answer is "They can find the nine but cannot find the eleven"
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