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“I asked the doctor how my check-up went. All he said was, 'Get will soon.'”
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Banjo vergraben
Какво е политик
¿Qué es un político enterrado en la arena hasta el cuello?
Was hat man
Was ist passiert wenn Sie einen Anwalt bis zum Hals im Sand begraben finden? Es war nicht genug Sand vorhanden.
Was ist
Hvad har man når en advokat er begravet i sand til halsen? - Ikke nok sand.
- Vet du vad felet är om du har en advokat som är nedgrävd upp till halsen i sand? - Nä. - För lite sand.
O que acontece quando você enterra seis advogados na areia até o pescoço? R: Falta areia.
Cosa avete con un avvocato nella melma fino al collo? Troppa poca melma!
Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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Anwälte
В една адвокатска кантора се провежда следният разговор:
- Трябва да знаете
Sagt ein Mann zum Anwalt:
Мъж отива при адвокат за помощ.
Walking into a lawyers office
Un signore va da un avvocato e gli chiede: "Ma è vero che lei chiede mille euro ogni tre domande? Non le sembra di essere un po' troppo caro?" "Sì" risponde l'avvocato "E qual è la sua terza domanda?"
Un homme demande à un avocat : - Quel est le montant de vos honoraires ? - 10 000 euros pour 3 questions
Un uomo si reca nello studio di un avvocato e gli chiede quale sia il suo onorario. E l'avvocato: "100.000 lire ogni 3 domande". "Ma non e' un po' caro?". E l'avvocato: "Si'
Ruft ein Mann beim Rechtsanwalt an: "Wie teuer sind drei Fragen bei Ihnen?" "Das kostet 500 Euro." "Ist das nicht etwas teuer?" "Nein
Pewien mężczyzna zwraca się do adwokata
Der Anwalt erklärt: “Ich bin ein Spitzenjurist und meine Zeit ist Gold wert! Daher dürfen Sie mir für die 150 Euro Honorar nur 3 Fragen stellen!” Darauf der Mandant: “Drei Fragen für 150 Euro? Ist...
У адвоката запитують: - Скільки ви берете? - 1000 доларів за 3 питання. - Так дорого?! - Так. І яким буде ваш третє питання?
Klaus fragt seinen Anwalt: „Was kostet es
A man needing some legal help walks into a law firm. He asks an attorney: "If I give you $300 to help answer two legal problems I have
Virtasen juuri perustamaan asianajotoimistoon saapui ensimmäinen asiakas. Virtanen ilmoitti
U prawnika: - Jaką opłatę muszę wnieść
Un hombre va a un abogado. - ¿Y usted cuánto cobra por una consulta rápida? - 300 euros por tres preguntas. - Vaya
Mies käveli sisään lakiasiaintoimistoon ja kysyi hintoja. - 300 markkaa ja kolme kysymystä
«Du er jo kjent for å være en dyktig advokat
Egy ügyfél kérdezi az ügyvédtől: - Mennyi tiszteletdíjat kér jogi tanácsokért? - 20.000 forintba kerül három válasz. - Nem túl drága ez egy kicsit? - De igen. És mi a harmadik kérdése?
Přijde muž k právníkovi do kanceláře a ptá se
A man phones a lawyer and asks
Батко Ѓорѓија отишја куде адвоката и га прашуе: - Извини да те прашам
A man walks into a lawyer's office and inquires about the rates.
"Fifty dollars for three questions, "replies the lawyer.
"Isn't that awfully steep?" asks the man.
"Yes," the lawyer replies, "and what's your third question?"
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A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Q: How did the blonde die raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
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Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: I don't know, and neither does she.
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A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
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Say What Again?
Did you hear about the blonde who didn't catch the joke?
It went over her head!
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Чък Норис знае тайната на Виктория (Victoria's secret)
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret
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A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape.
'It ain't so bad,' one crook noted. 'We got $25 between us.'
The boss screamed:
'I warned you to stay clear of lawyers--we had $100 when we broke in!'
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can кill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can кill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Just fired my baker; she wasn't meeting my kneads.
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Next on Public Radio 91 we'll be hearing music of Antonin Dvorak. This is the Beep Serenade in C-Sharp Minor, Opus 72...
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If I get to Heaven and God is white, Id be like, I knew it all along. Show me to the hood. But if I get to Heaven and God is black, thats going to рiss me off a little bit. Id be like, Aint this a вiтсh? Youve been black all along? Aint you been seeing what the hells going on down there?
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Who is the coolest doctor in the hospital?
The hip consultant.
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