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“The patient asked the doctor, "Will the jab hurt?" He replied, "Needless to say, no."”
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There was a boy who liked a blonde and so one day he finally got the courage to ask her out. he said "would you go out with me?" she looked confused and said "where we going?"
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Η δεύτερη γνώμη!
Психиатъра ми ми каза
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says:
Жена отива на лекар и той й казва:
Doctor: You're obese.
Un señor va al médico porque se encuentra muy mal. Tras una exploración
Mrs. Jones goes to the doctor for a full medical. After an hour or so
Vous avez un cancer du foie et c'est incurable. - Docteur
Depois de avaliar os exames de seu paciente o médico lhe dá uma notícia nada boa: — Lamento informar mas o senhor tem poucos meses de vida! — Não! não! Eu quero uma segunda opinião! — Então tá:...
Arzt: "Sie sind stark übergewichtig." Patient: "Uff. Da hätte ich gern eine zweite Meinung." Arzt: „Hässlich sind Sie auch.“
- Κύριε μου
El médico le dice a su paciente: Señor
Er komt een man bij de dokter. Hij voelt zich zo rottig. De dokter onderzoekt hem en komt tot de conclusie dat de man geen drie weken meer heeft te leven. De man is eerst nogal beduusd
Un tip se duce la doctor să afle ce e în neregulă cu el. - Problema dumneavoastră este că sunteţi gras
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said
I went to see my doctor
A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.
Doctor: Your tonsils have to come out.
Patient: I wanna second opinion.
Doctor: Okay, you're ugly, too.
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After surgery, the doctor said to the patient, "I am sorry, but I forgot a pair of scissors inside you. I need to..."
The patient quickly responded, "Oh don't bother doctor! If it is because of that, just tell me how much it cost and I will pay you back."
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Follow this sentence: children who cant pay attention are considered to have a disorder. Children who cant pay attention? I dont know, he just wont focus. He could be seven. That could be the issue.
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How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!
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The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
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Tonight I’m gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan possum...
Because I found Himalayan on the road.
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Simon: How were the exam questions?
Peter: Easy.
Simon: Then why do you look so unhappy?
Peter: The questions didn’t give me any trouble—just the answers.
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Wives are like grenades… – Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!
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Why couldn't the blonde bob for apples? His sister was using the toilet.
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My wife kicked me out because of my awful Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions.
But don’t worry...
I’ll return!
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Why do those with big noses like making out with their supervisors?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba?
One wears a tie.
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Quand Bruce Banner devient fou
Wenn Bruce Banner wütend ist
Když se Bruce Banner rozzuří
Όταν ο Μπρους Μπάννερ τσαντίζεται
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris
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Eine Blondine beschäftigen
Το χαρτί
Απασχόληση
Πώς απασχολούμε μία ξανθιά;
Μια ξανθιά και ένα χαρτί.
Как можеш да забавляваш блондинка цял ден?
- Знаеш ли как можеш да занимаваш блондинка цял ден?
Comment amuser une blonde toute une journée?
Wie kann man eine Blondine stundenlang beschäftigen?
¿Cómo mantienes a un tonto ocupado?. (Lee abajo).
Comment est-ce que vous amusez une blonde pendant des heures? écrivez " S'il vous plaît
Hur kan man hålla en Blondin sysselsatt i timmar? Visa svaret Svar: Man ger henne ett papper där det står "var god vänd" på båda sidor.
Wie kann man eine Blondine ewig beschäftigen? Man nimmt einen Zettel und schreibt auf beide Seiten: "Bitte wenden!"
Wie beschäftigt man eine Blondine für mehrere Stunden? Einfach "Bitte umdrehen!" auf beide Seiten eines Blatt Papiers schreiben.
Hur gör man en norsk evighetsmaskin? Man skriver vänd på båda sidor om ett papper.
Wie kann man eine Blondine Stundenlang beschäftigen? Entweder man stellt sie in einen runden Raum und sagt sie soll die Ecken zählen oder man gibt ihr einen Zettel wo auf beiden Seiten
Kuinka pidät blondin kiireisenä koko päivän? Vie hänet pyöreään huoneeseen ja käske istua nurkkaan tai kirjoita kummallekin puolelle paperia “Käännä!”
Como você mantem uma loira ocupada? Escreva "vire por favor" nos doislados de uma folha.
Comment occupé une blonde toute une journée? Il suffit de prendre une feuille A4 et d'inscrire "tourner la page" de chaque coter
Kuinka pidät blondin kiireisenä? - Kirjoita kummallekin puolelle paperia "Käännä!
Како да забавуваш плавуша? - Дај и лист хартија и од двете страни напиши "сврти".
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days?
A: Give her a piece of paper that has "Please turn over" written on both sides.
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How do you confuse a blonde?
You don't -- they're born that way.
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