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Зошто Јуда го предал Исус Walking on Water übers Wasser laufen Поп и равин преминават една река с лодка. Исус Jesus Jesus Ein Pfarrer Em meio a um projeto inter-religioso Ein Priester Vendo Jesus e Pedro caminharem sobre as águas e entrarem no barco Tre unge præster var taget på fisketur sammen Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Chuck Norris en Priester und Jesus sitzen in einem Boot das gleich untergeht Chuck Norris und Jesus gehen über das Wasser der Priester geht unter dann fragt Jesus hätten wir ihm von den Steinen... Проваѓав реку Исус
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Кој го плесна гркот? Mit dem Zug durch den Tunnel gefährliche Zugfahrt Το τρένο Ο Γάλλος και ο Γερμανός Στο ίδιο βαγόνι Το φιλί Влак Ein Deutscher Седят си във влаково купе грък Пътуват в едно купе В купе на влак пътуват майка с дъщеря си и двама военни - единия старшина In einem Zugabteil sitzen ein Unternehmer und sein Arbeiter mit einer alten und einer hübschen A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. Van un madrileño Поезд. Едут генерал Under andra världskriget. En tysk officer Sitzen ein Deutscher Viajaban en un Tren Een Belg En un vagón de tren viajan una gorda An Englishman In einem Eisenbahn-Abteil sitzen eine umwerfende Blondine En una cabina de tren viajaban un mexicano Valgkamp På en togtur fra København til Jylland W pociągu w jednym przedziale jadą matka z 18-letnią córką *Dünya Savaşı arefesinde; bir Nazi subayı In uno scompartimento ferroviario ci sono una bella ragazza Un beau jour Bir albay Im D-Zug nach Zürich sitzen ein Schweizer Jüngling Un jour dans un train Estavam em um trem (na europa) 1 linda jovem francesa Sitting together on a train was Obama Estavam em um trem Een Nederlander Bir tren yolculuğunda komutan ile asker ve karşılarında da güzel bir kız ve yaşlı bir teyze oturuyormuş.. Yolculuk devam ederken tren bir tünele girmiş ve karanlık olmuş Esto eran cuatro pasajeros en el tren: 2 chicas Un español Esto es 4 personas que van en un vagón de un tren Viajavam no vagão de um trem quatro pessoas: uma mulher gostosona Yer cekoslovakya. Ikinci dunya savasi donemi. Cekoslovakya alman isgali antinda. Bir tren kompartimani. iceride 4 kisi. Cekoslovak genc ve guzel bir kiz W pociągu Numa cabine de trem Dans le compartiment d’un train se trouve une très belle jeune fille et sa mère ainsi qu’un jeune homme accompagné de son père. Soudain le train passe sous un tunnel et dans un noir absolu retentit... Dans un train Viajavam num trem um argentino U vlaku Lors d'un voyage d'affaire Chirac et Sarkozy se retrouve dans le même compartiment du train en compagnie d'une superbe blonde et d'une nonne. Le train s'engage dans un tunnel A Pakistani guy Um Brasileiro No trem estavam um brasileiro Em um vagão estavam uma loira muito gostosa Em um trem viajavam no mesmo vagão um brasileiro Havia um Português Viajavam no mesmo compartimento de um comboio C'è un romanista e un laziale nel treno. Il treno si ferma e sale una modella... Il treno entra in una galleria e non si vede niente e si sente il rumore di un bacio seguito da uno schiaffo. Usciti... Patru persoane calatoreau in acelasi compartiment de tren: un roman V kupé vlaku sedí vojín Ve vlakovém kupé je matka s dcerou Kartą električkoj važiuoja dvi moterys: jauna Rusas Važiuoja traukiniu mama su dukra ir kariuomenes generolas su eiliniu. oras grazus saule smarkiai plieskia. privaziuoja traukinys tuneli ir staiga pasidaro tamsu. pasigirsta pliaukstelejimas
There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales.
Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.
Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.
When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: ‘The Scottish guy must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.’
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: ‘The English guy must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.’
And the Scotsman was thinking: ‘This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I’ll make that kissing noise and slap that English ваsтаrd again.'
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Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sеx three times a night. Kylie Minogue, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.
After the show, Kyle said, “Sean, if I am not being too forward, I’d love to have sеx with an older man. Let’s go back to my place.”
So they go back to her place and have great sеx.
Afterwards, Sean says, “If you think that was good, let me sleep for half an hour, and we can have even better sеx. But while I’m sleeping, hold my ваlls in your left hand and my diск in your right hand.”
Kylie looks a bit perplexed, but says, “Okay”.
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sеx.
Then Sean says, “Kylie, that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sеx yet. But again, hold my ваlls in your left hand, and my Diск in your right hand.”
Kylie is now used to the routine and complies.
The results are mind blowing.
Once it’s all over, and the cigarettes are lit, Kylie asks “Sean, tell me, does my holding your ваlls in my left hand and your diск in my right stimulate you while you’re sleeping?”
Sean replies, “No, but the last time I slept with a sluт from Melbourne, she stole my wallet.”
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