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I majored in Politics, Computer Science, and Dance.
Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms.

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A mountain was next to another mountain..
An earthquake happens and one of the mountains say..
"It wasn't my fault!"
Credit to my awesome science teacher

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When it comes to math and science, it’s a stereotype to assume that Asians are always right
They could be Wong too

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I didnt really like my science teacher
There was no chemistry between us.

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Faith vs Science
I’m not convinced that faith can move mountains, but I’ve seen what it can do to skyscrapers.

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If I was being subjective, I'd say the greatest science fiction show of all time was Doctor Who, but if I was being objective...
I'd say it was Doctor Whom.

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"Science gives us airplanes and skyscrapers..."
"But it's faith that brings them together."

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Mike Pence doesn't believe in science
But he wants to use electricity to turn fruits into vegetables

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How do you hide money from a Republican?
Put it in a science textbook.

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Science and Religion have to coexist because science can make a bomb,
But you do need a religious person to set it off.

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I came up with a science joke...
Why are people with diamond shoes so bad for the environment?
They have a big carbon footprint...

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Did you hear about the science experiment where they successfully transferred human DNA into a dog?
They say the scientist spent too much time in the lab.

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A bunch of scientists got together one day for a barbecue...
... And were cooking up sausages, but they were one short. They looked in the cooler, the fridge, everywhere they could think to look, but science still has yet to find the missing link.

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The other day, I tried to put some fog in a jar for a science poject
Lets just say i мisт.

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I used to have a science teacher
That used to throw dissected hearts at students and shout "Heart Attack!"

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They told me I before E except after C...
But after doing some research, there’s no science in it.

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You think science is not so fashionable?
Have you seen Neil deGrasse' tie, son?

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True story: Friend accidently insults friend
After learning about chromosomes in science, I asked someone how many chromosomes they had. Their friend then said
"More than you"

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