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What do you call it when computer science majors make fun of each other?
Cyber boolean

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I majored in Politics, Computer Science, and Dance.
Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms.

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A mountain was next to another mountain..
An earthquake happens and one of the mountains say..
"It wasn't my fault!"
Credit to my awesome science teacher

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A science teacher asked his class "Would you like to hear a Chemistry joke?"
They said "Na"

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I didnt really like my science teacher
There was no chemistry between us.

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Faith vs Science
I’m not convinced that faith can move mountains, but I’ve seen what it can do to skyscrapers.

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If I was being subjective, I'd say the greatest science fiction show of all time was Doctor Who, but if I was being objective...
I'd say it was Doctor Whom.

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"Science gives us airplanes and skyscrapers..."
"But it's faith that brings them together."

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Mike Pence doesn't believe in science
But he wants to use electricity to turn fruits into vegetables

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How do you hide money from a Republican?
Put it in a science textbook.

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Science and Religion have to coexist because science can make a bomb,
But you do need a religious person to set it off.

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I came up with a science joke...
Why are people with diamond shoes so bad for the environment?
They have a big carbon footprint...

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If you want to destroy science, you are a fundamentalist; if you want to destroy spiritual theology, you are a scientist; if you want to destroy both, you are
Nietzsche

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A bunch of scientists got together one day for a barbecue...
... And were cooking up sausages, but they were one short. They looked in the cooler, the fridge, everywhere they could think to look, but science still has yet to find the missing link.

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The other day, I tried to put some fog in a jar for a science poject
Lets just say i мisт.

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I used to have a science teacher
That used to throw dissected hearts at students and shout "Heart Attack!"

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They told me I before E except after C...
But after doing some research, there’s no science in it.

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You think science is not so fashionable?
Have you seen Neil deGrasse' tie, son?

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