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True story: Friend accidently insults friend
After learning about chromosomes in science, I asked someone how many chromosomes they had. Their friend then said
"More than you"

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I made a homemade bomb for my science fair project two years ago
I guess I did well. The judges were blown away

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I used to make jokes about science
But they got no reaction...

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So my science teacher asked what kind of beetle can swim the best so I replied Paul of course, after all he is the walrus.
Coo coo ca chu

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None of my friends seemed very impressed when I told them I hooked up with my high school science teacher.
I swear it is so much harder trying to fit in when you are homeschooled.

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I'm not saying my acne was bad at school, but when one boy asked the science teacher how many planets there were in the galaxy...
The teacher said,
"Less than there are on his face."

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I don't have any good science related jokes to tell
Because most of the good jokes argon

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Why is faith greater than science?
Science made buildings and planes but faith brought them together.

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The astrophysics class I wanted to take filled up. Now I need to figure out what other course will work for my schedule and major.
It's not rocket science.

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