I remember a few years ago when my little girl was only 8 years old, she came up to me and asked,
"Daddy, what is sеx?" I was somewhat surprised that she would ask such a question. But, I figured if she's old enough to ask the question, then surely she's old enough for a straight answer. So, I proceeded to tell her all about the "birds and the bees."
After the explanation, my daughter was a little pale and wide-eyed in disbelief. "By the way, dear, why do you ask?" I then asked her.
She then replied, "Mommy told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
One night this guy and his girlfriend were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door his girlfriend said, “Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door.”
So the guy says, “Well, give me some examples.”
So the girlfriend proceeds to tell him, “Well the first way is, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn`t for me.
Then she said, “The second way is if a man fumbles around and can`t seem to find the hole than that means he is inexperienced and that isn`t for me either.”
Then she said, “Honey, how do you unlock your door?”
He then proceeded to say, “Well, first before I do anything else, I liск the lock.”