A group of fellows always enjoyed their game of golf, but one of the boys was having trouble seeing the ball. His friends kept telling him he needed glasses.
Finally, he bought himself a pair, and his game improved 100%.
Back in the clubroom, they were talking over a few beers. “You’re playing better since you got your glasses,” one said.
“You’re right, I look down, and the ball’s as big as a basketball, just can’t miss it now,” he said. After a few more beers, he said. “Gotta go to the toilet; be back in a minute.”
When he came back, the front of his trousers was all wet.
“Gee, what happened to you?” his friends asked.
“I don’t know,” he replied. “I got in there, pulled it out, and it looked too big to be mine, so I put it back.
Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says,
“Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing.
I hope you can forgive me.”
His wife was hurt but said, “Dearest, those days are long
Gone. What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive
You.” They embraced and kissed.
On the seventeenth tee, the husband was starting his back
Swing when the wife blurted out, “I’m sorry darling, I’ve
Been so conscience-stricken since you told me, but since
We’re being honest with each other, I have something to
Tell you also. Fifty-two years ago I had a sеx change
Operation. I was a man before I met you. I hope you can
Forgive me.”
The husband, froze at the top of his back swing, then threw
A fit! He slammed the driver into the ground, kicked the
Ball into the woods, stormed off the tee, pushed the golf
Cart over on its side, broke the rest of his clubs one by
One, then started on hers.
He screamed and ranted, “You liar! You cheat! You despicable
Deceiver! How could you? I trusted you with all my heart
And soul…and all these years you’ve been playing off the frickin’
Ladies’ tees!”