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Blonde in Pain
Πονάω παντού
Το σπασμένο δάχτυλο
На някаква сватба станало сбиване и всички били прибрани в ареста.
Ein Mann kommt zum Arzt.
Един отива на лекар
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
Blonde walks into a doctors office and says:
Kommt ein Mann zum Arzt:
A woman runs into a doctor’s office and says “DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!”
Блондинка зашла к доктору:
A blonde goes to her doctor complaining of body pains. Her doctor asked "Where does it hurt?" She touches her elbow and says
Geht eine Frau zum Arzt und sagt: "Wenn ich hier drücke tut es weh
Une blonde va chez le medecin et lui dit: -"Docteur...quand j'appuie là
Carabiniere dal dottore: "Dottore
A young woman said to her doctor
- ¡Doctor
Der Patient zu seinem Arzt: "Ich bin schwer krank und habe Schmerzen am ganzen Körper. Wenn ich mir mit dem Finger an den Kopf tippe tut es weh
Doctor
Le gars va chez le docteur et lui dit: - Lorsque je me touche ici
A blonde went to the hospital because her body hurt. She told the doctor that where ever she touched herself it would hurt. The doctor told her to demonstrate. She touched her elbow and it hurt....
"Herr Doktor
Une jeune femme blonde va voir son docteur. - "Ou avez-vous mal ?" Demande le docteur. - "Vous devez m'aider
En brunett går till läkaren. – Vad kan jag hjälpa dig med? – Jo
En ung brunett gick till doktorn och berättade att det gör ont på kroppen överallt där hon rör den. Omöjligt
Temel bir gün doktora gitmiş ve meramını doktora aktarmış: – Doktor bey parmağımı karnıma bastırıyorum acıyor
Een jonge brunette gaat de praktijk van de dokter binnen en zegt dat haar lichaam overal pijn doet
Er kwam een man bij een dokter
En ung tjej
En mann gikk til legen og sa: – Jeg har vondt over alt
Een jonge vrouw komt bij haar dokter met klachten over pijn. "Waar doet het zeer?" vraagt de dokter. "Het doet overal zeer
- Doktor
O português reclama de fortes dores ao seu médico: — Ai doutore
A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says
The retired man goes to the doctor and says
En man kommer in hos doktorn: – Snälla doktorn
Cierta mañana
Przychodzi kobieta do lekarza i skarży się na ból. - Gdzie panią boli? - pyta się lekarz. - Wszędzie - odpowiada kobieta. - Jak to wszędzie? Proszę być bardziej dokładnym. Kobieta dotyka kolana...
Un tip merge la doctor si spune atingind diferite parti Ale corpului: - Doctore
Mladá slečna přišla k doktorovi a povídá: „Pane doktore
Börje gick till doktorn för att bli undersökt. Han beskrev för doktorn att när han petade sej i pannan gjorde det ont
Ateina blondinė pas daktarą ir skundžiasi: - Gydytojau
Ateina blondinė pas gydytoją ir skundžiasi: - Nežinau kas man yra. Paliečiu galvą – skauda
Er komt een blondje bij de dokter. Ze zegt: Dokter.. als ik op mijn buik druk
Det gør ondt Dokter
Det var en gång en brunett som hade gått till doktorn
Llega un enfermo a ver al médico y le dice: - Doctor
Blondinen gick till doktorn och sa. - Jag har jätte ont när jag nuddar knät. Doktorn frågade blondinen om det gjorde ont när hon nuddade magen. - Ja
- Doctor
- No sé que me pasa doctor
Een man komt bij de dokter en zegt: "Als ik hier druk heb ik pijn! Als ik op mijn been druk heb ik pijn! Als ik op mijn hoofd druk heb ik pijn!" "Aha
- "Dottore
Temel doktora gitmis. - Hastayim doktor
A man goes to the doctor and says
A blonde comes to a doctor and complains: Doc
Došao mujo kod doktora i kaže doktoru: Gdje god da se pipnem boli me Doktor:to je zato što imate slomljen prst
Chez le docteur
Un Belge se rend chez le Docteur : - Docteur
A brunette goes to the doctor
A young blonde goes to the doctor and says I hurt all over. The doctor says point to where you hurt. She points to her elbow and says "OW!" Then points to her head and says "OW" and then finally...
I went to the doctors yesterday I said: when I touch my back it hurts when I touch my knee it hurts when I touch anything it hurts! 😣 what’s wrong with me Doctor: you’ve broken your finger
A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and exclaims: "Doctor
A loira estava em casa e começou à sentir dores então decidiu ir ao médico. Ao entrar na sala o médico lhe pergunta: — Pois não senhora
Num certo dia o dedo de Joãozinho estava maluco Joãozinho colocava o dedo dele na perna duia colocava na cabeça duia colocava no pescoço duia ai mariazinha colocou o dedo dela na perna dele não...
O português foi ao médico reclamando de dores pelo corpo todo. — Ái doutor
Uma loira que pintou o cabelo de ruivo vai no médico
Chega uma mulher no consultório: — Doutor meu corpo esta todo dolorido. Eu pego aki - ui ai - dói e aki - aiiiii - dói. Eu não sabia mais o que fazer e resolvi vir aqui no médico... Médico...
Um certo dia
Uma jovem morena vai num consultório médico e reclama que todos os lugares do seu corpo doem quando ela os toca. — Impossível - diz o doutor - mostre-me como acontece! Então
Um portugues estava doente mas nao sabia o que tinha. então foi ao médico chegando lá o médico perguntou: — O que tem seu Manoel? — Nao sei doutor
Português
Uma morena chega com o medico e diz: Me ajude
O Português vai ao medico: — Doutor
Çok güzel kizil sacli bir bayan doktorun ofisine girer ve her yerinin ağrıdiğini söyler. "imkansiz" der doktor "Gösterin lütfen bana" Kizil parmagini uzatir sol gögsüne bastirir ve çiglik atar
Temel doktora gitmiş: - "Çok hastayım doktor
Temel bir gün doktora gider. Doktora: - "Doktor bey
Er komt een dom blondje bij de dokter en zegt: "Als ik op mijn arm druk
Komt een man bij de dokter en zegt : ik heb hier pijn en hier en hier en hier enz. Zegt de dokter: ha ik weet het al je hebt een gebroken vinger!
Patient: Dokter mijn buik doet pijn als ik er op druk en ook heb ik hetzelfde als ik op mijn hele lichaam druk
O blonda merge la doctor si se Plange ca o dor toate. - Domnule doctor
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you."
"What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
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Quelle est la différence entre le beurre qui sort du frigo et une blonde ?
Mitä eroa on blondilla ja voilla? - Voita on vaikeampi levittää
- Qual’è la differenza tra il burro e una bionda? Il burro è difficile da stendere.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
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3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
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What’s the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
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What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Нiтlеr?
Only one of them completely finished a race.
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Цицање
Плавуша и комарец
Η Ξανθιά και το κουνούπι
Каква е разликата между комара и блондинката?
Quelle est la différence entre les moustiques et les femmes ?Les moustiques
What's a difference between a blond and a mosquito?
Connaissez-vous la différence entre un moustique et une blonde?
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einer Blondine und einem Blutegel? Wenn man dem Blutegel auf den Kopf haut
Која е разликата помеѓу плавуша и комарец? Комарецот откако ке го удриш престанува да цица!
Vous savez quelle est la différence entre une blonde et un moustique ? Et bien le moustique arrête de sucer quand on lui tape sur le front.
Vad är det för skillnad på en mygga och en blondin? Blondinen får suga färdigt.
Quel est la différence entre un moustique et une prostituée ? Quand tu tapes le moustique il arrête de te sucer
Hvad er forskellen på en myg og en blondine? – Myggen stopper med at suge når man klapper den.
Hvad er forskellen på en blondine og en myg? Hvad er forskellen på en blondine og en myg? - En myg holder selv op med suge
Hvad er forskellen på en myg og en kvinde? Kvinden får lov til at sutte færdig
Wat is het verschil tussen een dom blondje en een mug? Een mug houdt op met zuigen als je hem slaat en een dom blondje niet?
Hva er forskjellen på ei blondine og en mygg? - Blondinen fortsetter å suge dersom du klapser til henne..
Mitä eroa on sääskellä ja blondilla? - Sääski lakkaa imemästä jos sitä lyö.
- Vad är det för skillnad på en rysk ubåt och en blondin? - Väldigt få har varit inne i en rysk ubåt.
- Vet du vad det är för skillnad mellan en mygga och en blondin ? - Man sl�r myggan innan den har sugit f�rdigt
- Vad är det för skillnad på en kvinna och en mygga? - Myggan låter man inte suga klart.
Kuo skiriasi blondinė nuo uodo? Tuo
Sapete quale è la differenza tra una zanzara e una donna? che la zanzara rompe solo d'estate la donna tutto l'anno.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto?
A masqueto stops suскing when you slap it
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whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest
nothing…
they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
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What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies
I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
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Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells.
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what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest
a least one does something when it is triggered
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hat is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Q: What's the difference between acne and a Roman Catholic Priest from the Vatican? A: Acne would wait until you're at least 13 before it would cum on your face!
Vad är det för skillnad mellan en katolsk präst och acne? Acne kommer inte i ansiktet på dig före att du är över 12 år gammal
What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem katholischen Priester und Akne? Akne kommt erst auf dein Gesicht
Mitä eroa on aknella ja katolisella papilla? Akne ei yleensä tule kuusivuotiaan naamalle.
Quelle est la différence entre un prêtre et de l'acnée ? L'acnée attend que tu ais au moins 12 ans avant de venir sur ton visage.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
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Q:What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
A:Santa stops after three hos.
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What’s the difference between a 4 year girl and a 40 year old woman?
A 4 year old’s favorite toy is a soft plastic body without any gеniтаls.
A 40 year old’s favorite toy is a soft plastic genital without any body.
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Какво е общо между барман и гениколог?
- Care este asemănarea între un barman şi un ginecolog? - Amândoi lucrează unde ceilalţi se distrează.
What do a gynecologist and a waiter have in common?
They both have to work in the places where others have fun!
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Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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Prayer for the Winning
- Каква е разликата между молещите се на Господ в църквата и казиното?
Разликата в молитвите в казиното и черквата е
Hva er forskjellen på å be i en kirke og be når du spiller hos NorgesCasino. Com? - I et casino mener du det virkelig!
• Fråga: Vad är skillnaden mellan bön i kyrkan och bön i kasinot? Svar: När du ber på ett kasino ber du av hela ditt hjärta!
Znajomy do znajomego: - Wczoraj modliłem się żarliwie
Vad är skillnaden mellan de som ber i casinot och de som ber i kyrkan? Svar: De som ber på casinot gör detta på allvar!
What’s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious.
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Whats the Difference between Red & Green ?
Fuck all apparently if you’re a cyclist.
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What’s the difference between my diск and my jokes?
Women don’t laugh at my jokes.
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