Three women are seated in the doctor’s office waiting room one day.
The doctor calls the first one in. When he examines her, he sees a big “Y” on her chest. He asks, “Why do you have a big “Y” on your chest?”
She replies, “That’s from my boyfriend’s sweater. You see, my boyfriend went to Yale, and when we make love he likes to wear his Yale sweater.”
“I see,” the doctor says. He completes her examination and then calls in the next woman. When he examines her, he sees a big “H” on her chest.
Again, the doctor inquires about the letter. “How did you get a big “H” on your chest?” he asks.
The woman replies, “That’s from my husband’s sweater. He went to Harvard, and when we make love he likes to wear his Harvard sweater.”
The doctor nods his head and completes her examination. He then calls in the last woman. She also has a letter on her chest, a big “M.”
“Don’t tell me,” he says. “Your boyfriend went to Michigan!”
“No,” she says. “My girlfriend went to Wisconsin.”