A bus stops to let on a passenger. This attractive lady steps onto the bus and puts her right thumb to her nose and wiggles her fingers without saying a word. The bus driver puts his right thumb to his nose and his left thumb to the palm of his right hand and wiggles all eight of his fingers. The woman then looks a bit confused and in silence grabs her воовs. The bus driver in a growing lack of patience grabs his ваlls, the woman then turns around, grabs her аss and struts off the bus.
A frequent passenger who sits at the front of the bus looks to the driver, and says, “Tom, I’ve been riding your bus for quite a few years now and I’ve never seen anything as vulgаr as this! I’m going to have to ride a different route!”
Tom, the driver, looks to the woman sitting in the front seat and replies, “You are mistaken, that woman was deaf. She asked me if this bus was headed for 5th. street, I said, ‘no, 10th street.’ She asked if it went to the Dairy Mart, I told her that it went to the ball park and she said, ‘shiт, I’m on the wrong bus’ and left.'”
One day, a man on a golf course, was having a really lousy game. Just as he was about to hit the ball, he heard a voice behind him. "Ribbit 9 iron, ribbit 9 iron." He turned around and there was a frog on the green. "OK frog, we'll just see how much you know," said the man. He used the 9 iron and hit a hole in one. The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think, frog?"
"Ribbit 3 wood, ribbit 3 wood." After golfing the most amazing game of his life, the man takes the frog to the casino. "What do you think frog?"
"Ribbit black 21, ribbit black 21." After winning around 40,000 dollars, the man takes the frog up to his hotel room and sits it on the bed. "OK frog, you've done so much for me, is there anything I can do for you?"
"Ribbit kiss me, ribbit kiss me." So, the man leaned over and kissed the frog. It turned into a beautiful woman named Monica.
"And that, your honor, is how she got into my room, or my name isn't William Jefferson Clinton!"