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I was watching my son play at the park and a lady asked me. “which one is yours” and for fun i said “i don’t know i’m still choosing”.

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Dad:
“Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?”
Son:
“Nah, mostly men.”
Dad:
“Do you think you’d be comfortable telling that to a judge in court…”

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A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?”
“Herd of cows.”
“Of course I’ve heard of cows.”
“No, a соw herd.”
“What do I care what a соw heard. I have no secrets to keep from a соw!”

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People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I’d explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.

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Jokes about меnsтruатiоn are not funny. Period.

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What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming…a blood bath…bud um pst

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What commitment does a рiмр make to each new hое he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.

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What do you call Stevan hauking on a period. Mario cart

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When your exercising and you feel the “gush”

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How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood off her son’s соск!

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Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods

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How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she’s off?
Her socks are tye-dye.

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