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Blonde Rides Shotgun The Blonde and the Blinker Δυο ξανθιές στο αμάξι Скъпа, погледни дали свети преден десен мигач! Какво отговоря блондинка като я попиташ дали мигачът мига? Две блондинки се возят в кола. Един борец казал на друг: Што одговара плавуша кога ја прашуваат дали работи жмигавецот на колата: Zwei Österreicher überprüfen ihr Auto: A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. - Vet du vad norrmännen säger om blinkersen i bilen? - Fungerer, fungerer ikke... C'est deux belges qui sont dans une voiture et le préparent pour partir en vacances. Le conducteur dis au passager - Va voir si le clignotant marche bien s'il te plaît. - Ouais, ouais, tout de... Carabinieri in auto: "Appuntato guarda se la freccia funziona". "Ora si', ora no, ora si', ora no ..." Det var en norrman, en dansk och Bellman som skulle köpa bil. Bellman ville prova ljusen och norrmannen ställde sig bakom bilen för att kontrollera ljusen. Bellman slog på ljuset. - Ja det... A man got in a taxi cab to be driven to work. They were about to turn a corner, but had to wait for the light. The taxi cab driver wasn’t sure his blinkers were working so he said to the man "will... A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No,... Kevin, schaust du mal bitte, ob der Blinker hinten funktioniert? Kevin: Ja geht, nein, doch jetzt wieder, jetzt wieder nicht. Un tipo le dice a la mujer rubia: - Andrea, hazme el favor y mírame si funciona el intermitente derecho. Andrea sale y dice: - Sí, no, sí, no. What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Det var en Svensk turist som var ute och åkte bil i Norge. Han svängde in på en verkstad för att kolla så att alla lampor på bilen fungerade. - Kan jag få hjälp med en sak? Frågade svensken. -... Det var två norr män som skulle åka bil. Då sa den som skulle köra till den andra: - Kan du gå ur och kolla så blinkersen funkar? - Okej, sa han och gick ut för att titta. Så satte han som skulle... P: O que uma loira te responde quando você pergunta se o pisca-pisca está funcionando? — Está; não está; Está. Não está... Ein Mann bittet eine Blondine sich hinter sein Auto zu stellen, um ihm zu sagen, ob sein Blinker funktioniert. Blondine geht hinters Auto und ruft: Ja Nein Ja Nein Ja Nein..... Two blondes are driving down the road, the driver turns to the passengar and says can you tell me if my blinker is working. So the passengar sticks her head out the window and says... A guy driving his car asks his blonde girlfriend to stick her head out of the window and check to see if the blinkers are working, she sticks her head out and tells the boyfriend to go ahead I'm... This guy picked up a dumb hitchhiker, and he said, 'Before we go any place, there might be something wrong with my right rear blinker. Will you go back there and check it?' The guy went back there.... Quando uma pessoa pergunta para uma loira se o pisca-pisca do carro está funcionado o que ela diz? R.. tá , nao tá , tá, nao tá , tá , nao tá....
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An Italian, a Mexican, and a redneck construction worker were sitting on top of their construction site during their lunch break. When the Italian opened his lunch, he said,
"Dаммiт! If I get spaghetti again, I'mma gonna jump off this building anda кill myself." The Mexican opened his lunch and said,
"Dаммiт! If I get tacos again, I'm going to jump off this building and кill myself." The redneck also opened his lunch and said,
"Dаммiт! If I get another dамn hamburger, I'm gonna jump off this building and кill myself." The next day they all got the same thing in their lunchboxes and killed themselves. At the funeral, the three widows were at the graves crying. The Italian widow said,
"I'm so sad because I forgot to pack him something else!" The Mexican widow sobbed, "I did the same thing!" The redneck's wife said,
"That dамn idiот packed his own lunch!"
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