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Yo' Mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her viвrатоr went soft.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she wears blue, she looks like a tidal wave.

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Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.

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Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute - anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.

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Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

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Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!

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Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe."
And she said, "Nope I just found one."

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Yo mama's so fат that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.

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Your mama is so fат, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.

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Yo momma so fат when she saw a bus she said come back Тwinкiе.

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Yo momma so fат her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.

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Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!

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Yo mama's so fат, when she plays football she play offense and defense.

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Yo momma's so fат...
When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.

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Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.

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