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Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.

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Yo mama so fат she don't take pictures, she takes posters.

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Yo mama so fат when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".

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Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.

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Yo mama so round and fат that she makes an eclipse with the sun.

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Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.

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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.

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Yo mama's so fат, that her MySpace has no space.

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Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".

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Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."

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Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.

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Yo Momma's so fат when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!

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Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.

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yo mama so fат, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!

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Your mama so fат, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!

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Yo momma so fат she could go to the desert and sells shade.

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Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !

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