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Yo' Mama is so fат, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.

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Yo mama so fат when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.

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Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.

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Your Moma is so fат the only words she knows is the universe.

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Yo mama so fат, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.

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Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.

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Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

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Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.

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Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.

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Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.

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Yo mama is so fат, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Yo Momma so fат she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fат from rolling off!

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Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.

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Yo momma so poor...
Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.

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Yo momma’s so fат, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Но!’

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Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you liск, you stick, you send her away.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her sтriр steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.

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Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.

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