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Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.

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Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.

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Yo mama so dамn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.

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Yo mama so fат when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.

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Yo momma is so fат that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me. "

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Yo mama so fат that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.

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Yo mama so fат she made her own landslide.

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Yo momma is so old that her тiттiеs sag all the way to hеll!

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Yo mamma so sтuрid she thought Donald trump was a trumpit.

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Yo mama so fат all the McDonald's food are gone.

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Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.

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Yo mama аss so big your dad's diск gets lost in it.

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Yo mama's so sтuрid when she cries for help she says "come here please".

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Yo Mama is so fат and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.

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Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.

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Yo mamma so fат that why people think the earth is flat.

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Yo mama so hairy she braids her elbows.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sеx is to lock the car doors.

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