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What did the owner say to his cat after she dressed as a dog?
Naughty dog
(Not-a dog)

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What did the millennial say at a safari when a big cat jumped out in front of him?
Ok puma

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What do you call a cat on the computer?
A hacker

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What does a cat say after dropping a vase and you caught her in the act?
Meow culpa

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Did you know that most Arab households have a cat?
They are used to scare the suicide bombers

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What was the difference between the dead lawyer and the dead cat on the side of the road?
The cat had tire marks before it.

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When does a black cat bring bad luck?
When you’re a mouse!

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What does a cat say when it wants to go outside?
Let meow

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George Michael was dancing in the supermarket when he accidentally knocked over an entire stack of cat food, spilling it everywhere
Careless Whiskas

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If K-9 is a guard dog, a guard cat would be....
K-10.^^kitten

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Finally we found him

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Breakfast Is to be served promptly at 6am, Steve. Not 6:10, not 6:05. six am, Steve.

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Finally found him

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why giant cats are not allowed on aircraft carriers

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This chair is mine

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Whiskas - Adult

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Cat for sale. Still in it's original packaging. Mint condition.

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If Dracula had a cat.

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