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My brother hates gаy people -- hates us. 'We should take all you gаys and stick you on an island.'
'Well they have, Frank. We call it Manhattan.'

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Don't you ever get so frustrated you say "fuск everyone"
Well the only thing you're going to get out of that is
Aids

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When it comes to sеx, I like to refer to my wife as Circuit City because she has no interest until January of next year.

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What did the storm troopers girlfriend say after sеx?.........
"You missed."

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Q. Why is life like sеx?
A. Because you get out what you put in.

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Boy: What does the fox say?
Girl: Go-go-go-go fuск yourself, in the-in the f*cking corner
And leave me the fuск alone. That's what the fox say! -_-

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Kristi: Lauren is such a sluт!
Mom: Don't call your sister a slut
Kristi: What I mean is she rarely sleeps in her own bed!

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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.

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I'm so gаy, I could put a lisp in the word 'сrаскеr.'

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If this gets 300 kicks votes then i will put a dildо on my teachers desk

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Tia and Luke bought a new Computer. They try to figure out a new password. Luke had a great idea. He typed down 'Mypenis'. Tia was on the ground laughing because on the screen it said 'ERROR NOT LONG ENOUGH'

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Man, it's hot. I'm sweating like R. Kelly at a Girl Scout meeting.

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I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips

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I’ve always been a late developer. I stopped breastfeeding at 6… how was your day?

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Click kickass if you hate Papaya!!!!

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Pauly Shore gets better аss than our president.

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Walk up to somebody and say "Have you seen malong? Malong diск!

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I got arrested yesterday for rаре and manslaughter because I ripped her рussy apart

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