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Pirate Воотy Call... Swab:
I'd sure like to swab yer роор deck, lassie! Yar!

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Librarian Воотy Call... System:
Are you familiar with the Do-Me Decimal System?

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Pirate Воотy Call... Taste:
I'd like to get a taste of your cat... o'nine tails! Yar!

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Classic Воотy Call... Tennessee:
You must be from Tennessee 'cause you're the only ten I see!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Timber:
Come home with me and let's shiver me timber. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Treasure:
I'm out hunting treasure, and I'm digging your chest! Yar!

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Lincoln Воотy Call... Unite:
Baby, let's unite the way I united the North and South.

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Geek Воотy Call... Power-Up:
When I look at you, there's a power-up in my pants.

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Viking Воотy Call... Horns:
The only thing hornier than me is my helmet.

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Viking Воотy Call... Tundra:
Hey baby, let me warm your frozen tundra.

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Viking Воотy Call... Lips:
Mmmmm... your lips taste like salted fish.

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Viking Воотy Call... Red:
Would you like to meet Erik the Red?

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Washington Воотy Call... Minutemen:
I cannot tell a lie. All those other guys are just Minutemen.

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Washington Воотy Call... Delaware:
I cannot tell a lie. I'd cross the Delaware for a night with you.

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Washington Воотy Call... Nickname:
Want to know why they call me one of the nation's "Fondling Fathers?"

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Gourmet Воотy Call... Whisk:
You won't believe what I can do with a whisk!

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Clown Воотy Call... Wig:
I wear a wig down there, too. Honk Honk!

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Yoga Instructor Воотy Call... Free:
Free yourself from your mind... as well as your pants.

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