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Geek Воотy Call... Place:
Your place or my parents' basement?

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Medieval Воотy Call... Plague:
Don't worry, the plague left a few of my parts intact.

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Plumber Воотy Call... Hole:
I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.

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Pharmacist Воотy Call... Prescription:
Your prescription for one large, um, suppository is ready for pickup.

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Meteorologist Воотy Call... Pressure:
Doppler radar's picking up a ridge of high pressure... in my pants.

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Prom Воотy Call... Воотy:
I want your воотy near my boutonniere.

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Pirate Воотy Call... Rope:
It's time for you to meet my rope's end! Yar!

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Lincoln Воотy Call... Score:
Come on, I haven't four-scored in seven years!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Sеамеn:
I'm here to satisfy yer craving for sеамеn. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Ship:
How'd ya like to be the maidenhead on my vessel? Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Smile:
When I see you smile, my scally wags. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Staring:
Don't mind my staring. Your chest is see-worthy. Yar!

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Alien Воотy Call... Stolen Heart:
You've stolen my heart. Luckily, I have three more.

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Contractor Воотy Call... Stuck:
I think there's something stuck in your hair trap.

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Contractor Воотy Call... Stud:
I like to think of myself as a nailable stud.

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Superhero Воотy Call... Fast:
I'm faster than a speeding bullet. Except in bed.

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Supervillain Воотy Call... Lair:
Come back to my evil lair and prepare to die... in my arms! Mwah-hah-hah!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Swab:
I'd sure like to swab yer роор deck, lassie! Yar!

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