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Q: What do a сliтоris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men usually miss them.

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Q: What do you call a lеsвiаn with a big tongue?
A: Well hung.

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What do puppies and gynecologists...
Q: What do puppies and gynecologists have in common?
A: Wet noses.

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Q: Why don't witches wear undiеs?
A: To get a better grip on their brooms.

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It''s awful scary in these woods, mister!
"It''s awful scary in these woods, mister!"
"You're telling me, I have to walk out of them by myself!"

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3 Stages of Sеx:
1. House Sеx - When you are newly married and have sеx all over the house, in every room.
2. Bedroom Sеx - After you've been married for a while and you just have sеx in the bedroom.
3. Hall Sеx - After you've been married for many years, and you just pass each other in the hall and say, "F**k you!"

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Astronaut Воотy Call... Belt:
I'd like to see what's under your Kuiper Belt.

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Geek Воотy Call... Google:
Come on, I'm tired of Googling myself.

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Geek Воотy Call... Internet:
Let me show you why they call me... The Webmaster.

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Astronaut Воотy Call... Orbit:
I need you to help me complete an orbit trim maneuver.

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Robot Воотy Call... Insides:
Have you ever seen hardware like this before?

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Robot Воотy Call... Better:
You make me want to become a better automaton.

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Geek Воотy Call... Sniffer::
My sniffer wants to decode your packet.

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Geek Воотy Call... Test::
I'd like to do a usability test of your backend.

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Robot Воотy Call... Walks::
I enjoy long walks away from sand and water.

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Geek Воотy Call... Watch::
Can I watch while you Google yourself?

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Why does the TV like the remote?
Q: Why does the TV like the remote?
A: Because it turns it on!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Foul:
Hey ваве, I'd really like to foul you. High five!

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