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Medieval Воотy Call... Infection:
No, don't worry, that's not infected. It's supposed to be red.

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Classic Воотy Call... Morning:
Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?

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Medieval Воотy Call... Nickname:
Don't you want to know why they call me Lance-a-lot?

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Medieval Воотy Call... Parts:
Some parts of me are hard even without armor.

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Exterminator Воотy Call... Perfume:
I couldn't help but notice your perfume. Is that Chlordane #5?

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Geek Воотy Call... Phaser:
If you were a phaser, you'd be set on "stunning."

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Clown Воотy Call... Pie:
Wanna throw your pie in my face? Honk honk!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Long John:
Aren't ya wonderin' why they call me Long John? Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Hook:
How about if I set my hook on "vibrate?" Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Lard:
With this bucket of lard, I can last all night! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Head:
Need to use the head? I've got one you can use! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Mate:
No, seriously, you're my first mate. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Hands:
You'll need both hands to hoist my main bow. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Cannon:
I'd like to fire my cannon into your treasure chest! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Peg Leg:
They call me Peg Leg Joe... and I walk fine! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Deck:
Blimey, I could live on your роор deck. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Land:
In your bed is where I'd like to land, hо! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Mainsail:
Lift yer mainsail and prepare to be boarded. Yar!

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