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Caveman Воотy Call... Clubbing:
You like clubbing? Really? Hey, look over there!

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Contractor Воотy Call... Сrаск:
I'm gonna need to take a closer look at your D сrаск.

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Contractor Воотy Call... Extension:
If you want that extension I can put it in, no extra charge.

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Geek Воотy Call... Charisma:
Looks like somebody rolled a 20 on their Charisma check!

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Geek Воотy Call... Calluses:
These calluses only mean that I'm good with my hands.

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Geek Воотy Call... Fresh Air:
You're a breath of fresh air, just like my asthma inhaler!

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Geek Воотy Call... Handheld:
Wanna check out my handheld? It's in my pants.

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Contractor Воотy Call... Hinge:
I'd like to get a closer look at your вuтт hinge.

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Hipster Воотy Call... Bored:
Want to come over and be bored at my place?

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Hipster Воотy Call... Вееr:
Can I buy you an ironically lowbrow вееr?

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Clown Воотy Call... Horn:
If you squeeze my horn, I'll make a noise. Honk honk!

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Alien Воотy Call... Did It Hurt?:
Did it hurt when you fell from the Jicknob Nebula?

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Geek Воотy Call... Joystick:
My extra-large joystick allows me to score massively.

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Hipster Воотy Call... Judgment:
Can I come over and judge you by the books on your shelf?

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Geek Воотy Call... Keyboard:
Tap my keypad, and I'll output gibberish all over you.

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Geek Воотy Call... Intelligent Life:
If you're looking for intelligent life, it's right here - in my pants.

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Lincoln Воотy Call... Cabin:
I've got the beginnings of a log cabin in my pants.

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Lincoln Воотy Call... Age:
If you're one score and one year old, call me!

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