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Q: A question in a math class. You have 2 apples in your hand and then you add another 4 apples in your hand. What do you have?
A: A very big hand.

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Q: When can a man walk on water?
A: When the water gets really cold.

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Question: Why can't the T-rex clap?
Answer: Because he's extinct.

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Q: What question do you always have to answer with “Yes”?
A: How to spell the word YES.

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Q: How many months in the year have 28 days?
A: All of them.

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Q: Which lion is a very good swimmer?
A: The sea-lion.

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Q: What nails are a pain to hammer into wood?
A: Your finger nails.

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Q: Who is the biggest victim of the yo-yo effect?
A: The moon. It gains and loses every month.

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A: What do you call the fruits of anger?
Q: Smacks.

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Q: What is the difference between a car and toilet paper?
A: It’s perfectly OK to buy a used car.

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Q: What goes swimming with you but never gets wet?
A: Your shadow.

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Prank question:
Which hand do you use to wipe your вuтт?
The right one, what an odd question?
Oh, I simply use toilet paper…

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Q: You have a basket with 20 apples. You have 20 hungry children. Every child should get an apple but one apple should remain in the basket. How do you do that?
A: You give 19 children one apple each and to the last one you give the basket containing the last apple.

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What is at the center of Earth?
An R. (eaRth)

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Q: A glider lands precisely on the border between the US and Canada, one wing in each country. Which country gets the engine?
A: Gliders have no engine.

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Q: How much earth lies in a hole 3 feet deep and 3 feet wide?
A: None. It wouldn’t be a hole anymore if there were earth in it.

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Q: What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

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What happens if someone steals uranium?
It becomes theiranium.

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