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Q: When can a man walk on water?
A: When the water gets really cold.

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Question: Why can't the T-rex clap?
Answer: Because he's extinct.

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More funny riddles and answers:
Q: What has 6 feet and sings?
A: The singing trio.

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Q: How many months in the year have 28 days?
A: All of them.

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Q: Which lion is a very good swimmer?
A: The sea-lion.

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Q: What nails are a pain to hammer into wood?
A: Your finger nails.

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Q: Who is the biggest victim of the yo-yo effect?
A: The moon. It gains and loses every month.

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A: What do you call the fruits of anger?
Q: Smacks.

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Q: What is the difference between a car and toilet paper?
A: It’s perfectly OK to buy a used car.

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Q: What goes swimming with you but never gets wet?
A: Your shadow.

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Prank question:
Which hand do you use to wipe your вuтт?
The right one, what an odd question?
Oh, I simply use toilet paper…

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Q: The more he has the less he weighs. What is it?
A: Cheese with holes.

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What is at the center of Earth?
An R. (eaRth)

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Q: A glider lands precisely on the border between the US and Canada, one wing in each country. Which country gets the engine?
A: Gliders have no engine.

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Q: How much earth lies in a hole 3 feet deep and 3 feet wide?
A: None. It wouldn’t be a hole anymore if there were earth in it.

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Q: What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

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What happens if someone steals uranium?
It becomes theiranium.

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Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?
So they can run their fingers through their hair.

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