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What is a suicide bombers worst fear?
Dying alone…

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To make it stand, you wet it.
To make it wet, you suск it.
To make it stiff, you liск it.
To get it in, you push it.
Threading a needle isn’t easy.

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Someone has mixed up the functions of our body parts. … Why does your nose run, but your feet smell?

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A king, queen, and two twins are gathered in a large room. …
How come there are no adults or children in the room?? …
Answer: They are beds!

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What is green, has six brown legs and will кill you if it falls from a tree and hits you? …
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A snooker table.

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What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? …
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Boeing Boeing Boeing

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What is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside, starts with “C” and ends with “T” ??
A: Coconut

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What have a Rubik’s cube and a diск got in common?
The longer you play with it the harder it gets!

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A man on a flat soccer field kicked a soccer ball 40 feet away. The ball came back immediately at the same speed. No one else and no object have been involved. The ball didn’t touch anything on its way. How did the man do that?
He kicked the ball up in the air.

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What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirтy?
Your shadow.

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What's the one place where it's impossible to face backwards?
On the stairs.

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What is dirтy after washing?
Your bath water.

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Question: What's the first thing a gardener
Puts in his garden at the beginning of the year?
Answer: His foot.

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Question: In what sort of glass should you never pour
Expensive wine?
Answer: A full glass.

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Question: Can somebody who lives in New York be
Buried in New Jersey?
Answer: No, he still lives.

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What eats a lot of iron and yet has no digestion
Issues?
Rust.

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What's got many, many keys – but is
Unable to open any door?
The keyboard.

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If you have 1 cent and you triple it every day, how
Many dollars will you have after 27 days?
82 cents. You only ever triple that one cent you had at the beginning.

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