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I was playing golf with my girlfriend when she got stung by a wasp between the 1st and 2nd hole.
I told her that her stance was too wide.
(Credit to u/tooshiftyforyou)

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I tried to get into golf recently but I soon quit because everyone was so mean to me.
They kept asking me what my handicap was.

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Two guys in home depot start talking
One said "I wish there was a sтuрid store that bro dad's go to to make сrаррy one hole mini golf courses we could watch them stumble around not knowing anything"
The other said "dude that's lowe"

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So I was practicing driving at a golf course the other day…
And some security guard had the nerve to tell me that cars aren’t allowed on the green!

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Played my first round of golf today. Apparently played a lot like OJ Simpson
I’m a natural slicer

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Tiger woods was being interviewed about his dalliances
Reporter: How many women did you sleep with?
Tiger: nine.
Reporter: Wow that half a round of golf?
Tiger: Full round actually, your forgetting about the back nine.

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How to golf clubs reproduce?
They’re swingers!

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A man in a wheechair is playing golf...
His caddy walks up and says "Hello sir! What is your handicap?"

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Tiger Woods hit 18 holes day
And still had time to play golf

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