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I never know what to say to something after they've lost their baby.
"Oh I'm sorry for your loss," doesn't cut it.
That's why I keep my mouth shut and let my lawyer do the talking.
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*Source: Anthony Jeselnik*

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What do call a woman who seduces a lawyer?
A snake charmer.

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Mathematician, Physicist and a Lawyer are asked what 1+1 is eaqual to.
Mathematician: Well it depends in which numeral system it is.
Physicist: Depends if it is scalar or a vector.
Lawyer: Well and what do you want it to be?

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What should a proper lawyer wear to a court?
A good law suit.

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