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When your wife has to spend her own money

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YouTube after companies paid them to show ads and we paid them to not show ads

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FUN FACT: Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend actually thinking.

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When I get rich, I will start doing charity work

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I don't understand why banks get upset when you can't repay a loan... you already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it...

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Yo mama's so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe on. I said, ''Hey, Mrs Jones, you've lost a shoe,'' and she said ''No, it's alright, I found one''.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she washes paper plates.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street, and when I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Moving."

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she went bungee jumping, she collapsed the bridge.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

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A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill.
He decided to try it out anyway, so he went to the bank and asked for change. The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.

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My mama was so cheap, she waited 'til after Christmas.
'Baby, Santa Claus missed our house. I called him, and he coming back tomorrow.' She was waiting for the stuff to go on sale.

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Cats are cool because you don't have to buy them.
You see them on the street, take them home - they're yours. You ain't never seen a cat being bought out of a pet store. They just sit in the pet store. They're under there like, 'Meow,' and you be looking at them like, 'Oh they're so cute. Let's go find one like that.'

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He took me to McDonald's, backed his car through the drive-through window, so the cashier could be on my side.

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Q: Why aren't there any nails in a lеsвiаn's floor?
A: They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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Joe asked God, "How much is a penny worth in heaven?"
God replied, "$1 million."
Joe asked, "How long is a minute in heaven?"
God said, "One million years."
Joe asked for a penny. God said, "Sure, in a minute."

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