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Q: What's the difference between America and yogurt?
A: If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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An American, a Vietnamese, a Mexican, a Brazilian, a Canadian, a German, a Turk, and a Russian walk into a fancy restaurant. When they got to the front desk, they were kicked out because they did not have a Thai.

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Q: Which state has the most questions?
A: Alaska.

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A Polish man, a German guy, and an American dude, climb a mountain because they each want to make a wish from the genie on the top. When they make it to the top, they find the lamp and all rub it. The genie appears and says, "For your wish to be granted, you must yell it out while you are jumping off of this mountain." So the German jumps off and yells, "I wish to be a fighter plane!"
"So be it," the genie says, and the German becomes a plane. The American jumps off and yells, "I wish to be an eagle!"
"So be it," the genie says, and the American becomes an eagle and flies away. The Polish man runs to the edge, accidentally trips on a rock, and yells, "I wish to b- oh S**t!"

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Q: Why were the Indians here first?
A: They had reservations.

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In class, Jose is asked to use the word "Cherokee" in a sentence. He pauses and says, "I lost my house key and now I have to Cherokee with my sister."

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Q: If you go into the toilet American and you come out of the toilet American, what are you while you're on the toilet?
A: European.

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A Brazilian, a Frenchman, and a Nigerian were in a plane. The pilot told them that they have to jump out of the plane when they find their country. The Brazilian jumped out when he saw the Сhrisт the Redeemer statue. The Frenchman jumped out when he saw the Eiffel Tower. When it was the Nigerian's turn the pilot asked, "When will you jump?" The Nigerian put his hand outside the plane window. When he brought it back in, his watch was gone. He said, "Ah, we've reached my country."

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Q: Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
A: Because freedom rings!

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Q: Why is North Korea not as fun as South Korea?
A: Because it has no Seoul.

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Раddy Englishman, Раddy Scotchman and Раddy Irishman come across a magic slide. The slide operator tells them when they slide down, whatever they shout out for is what they will land in at the bottom. Раddy Englishman goes first and yells "Gold!" and lands in gold. Раddy Scotsman goes next and screams "Silver!" so he lands in silver. Раddy Irishman looks down the slide and, being afraid of heights, closes his eyes and jumps, crying out "OH SH*T!"

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A guy calls into a radio station and he says he has a joke for the DJ. The DJ goes, “Alright, let's hear it.”
The guy goes, “What has a 2 inch реnis and hangs down?”
The DJ says, “I dunno, what?”
The guy says, “A bat. What has a 12 inch реnis and hangs up?”
The DJ replies, “I dunno, what?” Next thing the DJ hears is a dial tone.

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Q: If a plane crashed on the Canada/USA border, where would the survivors be buried?
A: You don't bury survivors.

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Q: Does Britain have a 4th of July?
A: Yes, and a 5th and a 6th too

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Yo mama so fат the National Hurricane Center named each of her farts.

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How do Germans tie their shoes? With little knot-sies!

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I live in Bakersfield, California. At least it's not Barstow, a city that owes its existence to the fact that people traveling to Las Vegas needed a place to stop and take a sh*t. There was a toilet and they built a city around it.

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Herds of elephants from all over Africa were summoned to a meeting in the jungle, as their national leader took his place on the stage, one of the African elephants trumpeted impatiently: “Come on, tell us what this is all about. We’re all ears.”

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