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Wieso essen Franzosen Schnecken? Weil sie kein Fast Food mögen. Защо французите ядат охлюви? - Защото мразят fast food ¿Por qué los franceses comen caracoles? Porque no les gusta la comida rápida. Varför äter norrmän sniglar? - För att de inte gillar snabbmat. Hvorfor spiser franskmenn sneiler? Svar: De liker ikke fastfood! Varför tycker fransmän om sniglar? De tycker inte om snabbmat Hvorfor spiser franskmænd snegle? - De kan ikke lide fast food!
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Ostfriesen im Weltall Στον ήλιο! Американците кацат на Луната. Руснак Πανποντιακό Συνέδριο - Не Un carabiniere dice all'altro che farà un viaggio sul sole!! Due carabinieri parlano tra di loro ed uno racconta che durante le ferie estive farà un viaggio sul sole. L'altro lo guarda allibito e gli chiede: Un gruppo di carabinieri annuncia la loro formidabile invenzione Dwie blondynki chciały zdobyć nagrodę Nobla. Jedna wpadła na genialny pomysł: - No to może polecimy na Słońce? Druga odpowiada: - No coś Ty C'est un Américain En Ryss Ein Russe Einsatzbesprechung im ostfriesischen Raumfahrtzentrum. Der Raumschiffkapitän informiert seine Astronauten: "Männer L'arma dei Carabinieri decide di effettuare una grande spedizione scientifica e convoca i giornalisti: "Andremo sul Sole!". Un giornalista: "E come farete con il calore?". "Andremo di notte!". Jaloux des exploits astronautiques des Américains et des Russes Varios astronautas se reúnen en la NASA. Un ruso dice: - Nosotros enviaremos un cohete a Mercurio Det var två blondiner som satt och byggde på en rymdraket i skolan. Då kom deras fröken fram och frågade: - Vad ska ni göra med den där? - Vi ska åka till solen Lille Per: - Jeg vil bli astronaut og reise til solen. - Men der er det da altfor varmt? - Nei da Det var två blondiner och två brunetter. Blondinerna diskuterade möjligheterna att flyga till solen och då kom brunetterna och sa: - Hallå? Flyga till solen Tinha uma loira Ruotsalaiset halusivat hekin valloittaa avaruuden. Koska amerikkalaiset olivat jo käyneet kuussa Venäläinen puoluejohtaja uhoaa En svenske og en nordmann sto og snakket sammen om moderne teknikk og vitenskap. - Sverige kommer snart til å sende en bemannet romferge til solen
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Свадба и погреб Τι διαφορά έχει ένας Ιρλανδέζικος γάμος με μια Ιρλανδέζικη κηδεία; Питали радио Ереван Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einer russischen Hochzeit und einer russischen Beerdigung? Bei der Beerdigung gibt es einen Besoffenen weniger What is the difference between an Russian wedding and an Russian funeral? One less drunk. Quelle est la différence entre un mariage irlandais et un enterrement irlandais? - à l'enterrement il y en a un de moins de bourré. - Яка різниця між російським весіллям та російськими похоронами? - На похоронах на одного п'яного менше ...
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1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country--if they could find the time--and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.
10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a country ... or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided of course, that they are not Republicans.
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.
12. The Pensacola News Journal is read by people who have recently caught a fish and need something in which to wrap it.
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OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.

But did you know that:

$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast
6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast
00666 - Zip code of the Beast
1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.
Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
i66686 - CPU of the Beast
666i - BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
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Κουλτούρα Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Yoghurt und einem Mann? Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Joghurt und Amerika? - Wenn man Joghurt 200 Jahre lang alleine lässt Quelle est la différence entre un yaourt et un musicien ? Le yaourt fini toujours par développer une certaine culture. Quelle est la différence entre un américain et un pot de yaourt ? Contrairement à l'américain Jaký je rozdíl mezi mužem a jogurtem? Jogurt má alespoň nějakou kulturu.
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