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Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation.
He asks the first guy what his job was.
"I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies.
"Then we'll shoot your diск off!" the prince says.
"I'm a fireman," the second guy says.
"Then we'll burn your соск off!" says the prince.
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."

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The other day I'm driving down the freeway in L.A., I cut a guy off by accident. This guy goes out of his way to weave through traffic, gets right up next to me and goes, 'Hey pal, why don't you go back to Africa?' You know, like there's a bridge at the end of the 10 freeway.

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An Indian cab driver picked up a Japanese man from a hotel. Along the way, they saw a Honda motorcycle overtake the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, "Motorcycle very fast, made in Japan." Then a Toyota car overtook the taxicab and the Japanese guy said, "Car very fast, made in Japan." When they reached the destination the fare was 1500 rupees. The Japanese man thought the ride was would only cost 500 rupees. He asked the driver why the ride was so expensive. The driver said, "Meter very fast, made in India."

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An American tourist walks out of a Mexican train station when he notices he isn't wearing his watch. A Mexican man is resting under a sombrero under a nearby tree. The American approaches the Mexican and asks, "Excuse me, do you know what time is?" The Mexican looks at the donkey, grabs its ваlls, and replies, "4:30." The American asks, "How do you know that?" The Mexican replies, "Well you get a handful of the donkeys ваlls and lift them up so you can see that clock across the street."

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Why do Italians wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving!

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Q: Do you want to know how I got out of Iraq?
A: I-ran

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Two men from Dublin are walking to the annual Dublin Fair, when it starts to rain. "Patrick, put your umbrella up, it's raining."
"I can't, Мiск, it's got holes in it."
"Holes in it? Then why did you bring it with you?"
"I didn't think it would rain."

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1.Yo mama so fат she sits on both sides of the family!
2.Yo mama so fат the National Weather Channel names every one of her farts!
3.Yo mama so fат that whenever she wears a yellow raincoat in public, everyone yells ''Taxi!''
4.Yo mama so fат that whenever she wears a red dress everyone yells "Kool-aid!"
5.Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!
6.Last time I saw something as ugly as yo mama, I pinned a tail on it
7.Yo mama so sтuрid she can't even read with an audio book!
8.Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate contains an apology letter!
9.Yo mama so fат that when she fell in love, she broke it!
10.Yo mama so fат she can't even stop to a conclusion!
11.Yo mama so fат her nickname is "DАМN!"
12.Yo mama so fат she was born on the 4th, 5th, and 6th of June!
13.Yo mama so fат she doesn't eat with a fork... she eats with a forklift!

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What do French fries do when they meet?
They ketchup.

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The American salute start’s with your hand being facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American Salute.
The French salute starts your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being веnт over with a camel tongue in your аss.

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Where were the first French Fries made?
In Greece.

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Why do French like to eat snails so much?
They can’t stand fast food.

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I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, “Wii!”

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Did you know that French fries aren’t from France? There cooked in Greece.

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I’ve just got first place in a national bullshitting competition.
Well, I actually came 12th.
To be honest, there wasn’t even a competition.

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How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it

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After an explosion at a French cheese factory…
All that was left was De Brie

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What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!

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