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Some friends of mine came to visit me from Holland, and they said, 'We would like to go to Harlem.' I said, 'Well you know, the Dutch influence has waned over the years.'

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2 Irish Divers investigating the Sunken Titanic.................
Were really surprised to see the swimming pool was still full ;-)

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That's just what we need because humans haven't made up enough reasons to hate one another. Along with race, nationality, gender, sеxuаl preference, religious or cultural differences -- now, if you're born in June, you're a рriск.

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White people, you all just dance to the words, you don't even listen to the beat.

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What's the big deal about flag burning? I know it's a symbol of America. So what? So is apple pie -- my mother used to burn those all the time.

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Married sеx is like the national lottery………….
Same old ваlls,
No chance of a 69
And after 20 seconds it all ends in a Fuскing rollover!

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If it wasn't for white people, who would play lead guitar?

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First thing they said, 'Well, Tiger, you're the first African America...' He was like, 'Ah, ah ,ah, ah -- first of all, I'm not African American. I'm two-thirds this, a quarter of that, an eighth of this, a fifth of Irish.' I'm like, 'How many people was havin' sеx that night, Tiger?'

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White folks is my favorite thing on TV 'cause if you wanna see blacks or Latinos on TV, all you gotta do is turn on 'COPS.' White folks got your own TV show, though; it's called 'When Animals Attack.'

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They don't even have armed forces in Japan. Do you know this? They don't have an army. They don't have a navy. They don't have an air force. That's why, coincidentally, most monsters attack Japan first.

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People make it seem like looting is bad. Looting is not bad. America was formed by looting. Any Indians here? Course not! See what I mean?

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An Israeli author was searching for a book store that would allow him to schedule a booksigning to promote his new novel. Book store after book store refused him with one disapproving commment after the other. Finally, the author seized on the idea that he should contact the specialty stores for his proposed booksigning. He had the idea to contact a feminist book store and his call was screened by the store's assistant manager. Upon insistence, by the author, that he speak directly with the manager; an angry manager took the phone to explain why the author was being refused a booksigning. "IT'S BECAUSE THE HEBREW WORD FOR: SHE!.... IS: HE!" And with those words the author heard a telephone being slammed down loudly, in his ear.

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They cuss their mother out on national TV. Black people, I don't care how thugged out you might think you are, you aren't cussing your mother out nowhere.

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Black folk ain't going to кill over and over and over again, you know what I'm saying? That's too much like work; that's a career.

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Derrick, I'm going to get tan this summer; I'm going to get dark.'
'Oh, not so dark you can't get a job, but dark enough?'

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How much is that doggy in the window?
The one with the waggely tail.
How much is that doggy in the window?
Oh I do hope that doggy’s for sale.
I love the Korean national anthem.

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Of all the people there are least of, we are the biggest of that group.

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I wanna be there when one of these guys snaps, loses it, says the wrong thing at the wrong time -- their subconscious just takes over and he can't help himself:
'Well, that's your 17th win in a row, Tigger -- TIGER!

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