A Polish man was taking a flight on acommercial airliner.
The airliner had 4 engines, which is quite normal. About an hour intothe flight, a loud BOOM occurred. The flight attendant came over the intercom and said,"Ladies and gentlemen, we have blown an engine, but there is no need to worry. Westill have three engines, I repeat, we still have three engines." Everyone stayed calm. Aboutanother hour later, another boom. The flight attendant comes over the intercom."Ladies and gentlemen, we have blown another engine, but there is no need to worry!We still have two more engines to go!" The people stayed calm. An hour later, thesame situation. Now only one engine remained. Then, the Polish man stood up and saidoutloud, "Man! If this keeps up, we could be up here all day!"
Some of the finest quotes from the Honorable Marion Barry: "The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity during this long period of increment weather."
"I promise you a police car on every sidewalk."
"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low сriме rate."
"First, it was not a sтriр bar, it was an еrотiс club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl."
"Вiтсh set me up."
"I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less."
"The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist."
"I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria, or Israel. As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?"
"People have criticized me because my security detail is larger than the president's. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who want to кill me than who want to кill the president? I can assure you there are."
"The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which were black, were the ultimate sасrifiсе."
"I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican."
"What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?"
"People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then? WOULD IT!?!"
"I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am an intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble man."