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I asked the waiter, “Will my pizza be long?”
“No,” he said. “It’ll be round.”
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What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
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Why did the pizza start his own business?
He wanted to make some dough.
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What did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
“Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
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A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says, “It’s a pizza of our pasta.”
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What’s a poodle’s favorite kind of pizza?
Pupperoni.
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What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
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What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party?
“Order 66!”
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Why did Jabba win the pizza contest?
Because no one outpizzas the Hutt.
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I fell asleep with a pizza in the oven today.
Burned 2000 calories.
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If pizza could talk, what would it say?
Probably lots of cheesy things.
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What did the pizza say when it went out on a date?
“I never sausage a beautiful face.”
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I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other day…
I should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
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What did the kid say after eating a frozen pizza?
Well, that wasn’t very thawed out.
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I like how my local pizza place cuts my pizza into 6 slices instead of 8.
I can’t finish 8 slices.
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Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough.
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I am a little ambivalent about pizza.
On the upside, it has some great toppings. On the downside, it doesn’t.
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What do you call it when a tired dad makes pizza?
Papa Yawns Pizza.
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