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I’m going to open a restaurant that only serves сrавs and pizza.
I’ll call it the Crust Station.

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What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
“Slice, Slice Baby.”

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What are you if can’t decide what kind of pizza to get?
You’re indeSLICEsive.

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Wood fired pizza?
How’s pizza gonna get a job now?

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What do you call it when a tired dad makes pizza?
Papa Yawns Pizza.

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I am a little ambivalent about pizza.
On the upside, it has some great toppings. On the downside, it doesn’t.

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Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough.

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I like how my local pizza place cuts my pizza into 6 slices instead of 8.
I can’t finish 8 slices.

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What did the kid say after eating a frozen pizza?
Well, that wasn’t very thawed out.

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What did the Dalai Lama say when he walked into a pizza parlor?
He says, “Make me one with everything.”

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What did the pizza say when it went out on a date?
“I never sausage a beautiful face.”

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If pizza could talk, what would it say?
Probably lots of cheesy things.

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Why did Jabba win the pizza contest?
Because no one outpizzas the Hutt.

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What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party?
“Order 66!”

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What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.

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What’s a poodle’s favorite kind of pizza?
Pupperoni.

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A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says, “It’s a pizza of our pasta.”

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What did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
“Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”

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