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What do you call a sleeping pizza?
Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzza.

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Why did the pizza start his own business?
He wanted to make some dough.

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What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.

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What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
“You don’t pepper-own me.”

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…and what did the delivery guy say in reply?
“Hey now, don’t get saucy.”

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Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.

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What did the pepperoni say to the chef?
“You wanna pizza me?”

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What’s the difference between pizza and pizza jokes?
Pizza jokes can’t be topped.

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What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.

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Why did the man cut his pizza with a smartphone?
It’s cutting edge technology.

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Why do restaurants put pizza in square boxes?
Because they don’t cut corners.

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What did the pizza maker say before robbing a bank?
“I may love making pizza, but I really knead the dough.”

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What do you call it when someone spreads germs all over the pizza?
Little Sneezers.

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What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie Hard.

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Every time a new pizza delivery man comes to the door and notices the smell of the last pizza man, they storm off.
It’s an unfortunate Domino effect.

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What did the pizza chef say when he dropped a meat lover’s pie?
“I never sausage a tragedy!”

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Why didn’t the restaurant finish making the take-out pizza order?
They ran out of thyme.

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What did the pastry chef say when the pizza chef asked him for help?
“I cannoli do so much.”

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