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Why do people like making lasagna from scratch at home?
It’s pretty much a pizza cake.

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How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even.

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Today was the last day I could make a salad with this lettuce. Then a lightbulb fell off my shelf and shattered perfectly into the bowl. I literally just got permission from God to order pizza

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I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other day…
I should have cooked it on aloha temperature.

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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta way, but his legacy will become a pizza history.

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