A guy walks into a bar, puts his pet rabbit up on the mahogany, and starts drinking. While he’s drinking, the rabbit starts doing little rabbit pellets on the bar.
After a while, he leaves, and another guy, a real loudmouth, walks in.
He says, “Hey, barkeep,give me a drink for me, a drink for you, what do you say, there’s nothing to do.”
He has a few drinks, and the whole time he’s running his mouth, annoying the bartender. Finally, he spots the rabbit pellets.
He says, “Hey, barkeep, what are these?”
The bartender says, “They’re smart pills.”
The loudmouth says, “Can I try a few?”
The bartender says, “Knock yourself out.”
The guy pops a few in his mouth, chews for a while, then spits them out and exclaims, “Yuck! These taste like fсuкing sh1t!”
The bartender says, “You’re getting fсuкing smarter already.”
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day.
I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip.
I think the transportation system is worse than that enjoyed by people2,000 years ago. Yours truly, A Commuter.
Dear Sir: We received your letter with reference to the shortcomings of our service and believe you are somewhat confused in your history. The only mode of transportation2,000 years ago was by foot.
Sincerely, The Railroad.
Gentlemen:I am in receipt of your letter, and I think you are the ones who are confused in your history. If you will refer to the Bible, Book of David, 9th Chapter, you will find that Balaam rode to town on his аss.
That, gentlemen, is something I have not been able to do on your train in the last two years.
Yours truly, A Commuter